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Tuning: E A D G B E
EADGBe |xxxxx 6 ||||x| ||xx|| Ebm |||||| |||||| xxxxxx 2 |||||| ||xxx| B |||||| |||||| xxxxxx 4 |||||| |xx||| Abm |||||| |||||| [Verse 1]
EbmOnce upon a time in a land far away EbmThere lived a little boy and he drank all day EbmFriends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay EbmHe downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus]
EbmWhiskey was his friend He didn't have another BVicodin his vice AbmHis real and only lover EbmSmoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
BPopped a pill or two AbmThey really made him blossom
[Chorus]
EbmTake a sip, take a sip, take a sip BAnd a trip, and a trip, and a trip AbmAnd I'm like Ebmwhen you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch BCounterfeit hypocrite holy shiAbmt
[Verse 2]
EbmOnce upon a time in a land far away EbmThere lived a little boy and he cried all day EbmPlayboy bunny magazines would never get him laid EbmHe downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
[Pre-Chorus]
EbmWhiskey was his friend He didn't have another BVicodin his vice AbmHis real and only lover EbmSmoked a pack or two
It never was a problem
BPopped a pill or two AbmThey really made him blossom
[Chorus] (x2)
EbmTake a sip, take a sip, take a sip BAnd a trip, and a trip, and a trip AbmAnd I'm like EbmWhen you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch BCounterfeit hypocrite holy shiAbmt
[Bridge]
Everybody gets Ebmhigh why the hell can't BI Abm Everybody gets Ebmhigh why the hell can't BI Abm
[Chorus]
EbmTake a sip, take a sip, take a sip BAnd a trip, and a trip, and a trip AbmAnd I'm like EbmWhen you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch BCounterfeit hypocrite holy shiAbmt
[Bridge]
Everybody gets Ebmhigh why the hell can't BI Abm Everybody gets Ebmhigh why the hell can't BI Abm Ebm