Michael Reno Harrell - Remind me why i came into this room

^CMy knees both popped like ^Epistol shots, My ^Fface has lines and my ^Chands have spots and my ^D7eyebrows look like some old witches broom^G. ^CI sip ensure instead of ^Ewine 4:^F30 is now my s^Cupper time. ^D7Remind me why I ca^Gme into this room^C. ^{F C}

^CI got receding hair I got ^Ereceding gums, My ^Fdoctor can't be ^C21. ^D7When did my favorite snack become a prune?^{G C}Long underware is ^Ehow I roll, I ^Fused to be cool no I^C'm just cold. ^D7Remind me why I ca^Gme into this room^C. ^{F C}

^GGetting old's not for the faint of ^Cheart ^D7My resume may soon include ^GGreeter at Walmart. ^CWell I may not have a ^Ehip tattoo, but my ^Fhip replacement ^Cscar is cool. ^D7Remind me why I ca^Gme into this room^C. ^{F C}

^CMy nose is red and my ^Eears are hairy, My ^Fcholesterol count is d^Cownright scary. ^D7I recall when movies came with a cartoo^Gn. ^CMy sugar is high my blood^E pressure's soarin, My ^Fback is screamin' and my ^Cears are roaring. ^D7Remind me why I ca^Gme into this room^C. ^{F C}

^GGetting old is not for the faint of ^Cheart ^D7See my wife don't trust my driving, ^Gand I don't trust a fart. ^CWell it may sound crude b^Eut I could read An e^Fntire novel ^Cwhile I pee ^D7Remind me why I ^Gcame into this^C room (No ^AI'm serious I don't Remember) ^D7Remind me why I ^Gcame into this^C room ( Bu^At you're gonna have to speak up) ^D7Remind me why I ^Gcame into this^C room! ^C7