Matt the Electrician - For angela

De^Gar Customer Comp^Claint Department ^DI have nothing to comp^Clain ab^Gout In fa^Cct, I have nothing but go^Dod things to say Ab^Cout your com^Dpany to^Gday

L^Get me begin by say^Ding That norm^Cally, I av^Goid your store like the pla^Dgue But rece^Gntly on a dr^Dive to Dallas My c^Car broke down on the si^Dde of the road In We^Gst, Texas, not the dire^Dction But the to^Cwn cal^Dled We^Gst

It was the bat^Gtery I got a ju^Dmp-start for free with my Tri^Cple-^DA ca^Grd But the lo^Gcal mom-and-pop gar^Dage Were unfort^Cunately unable to ass^Duage My elect^Grical conundrum 'cause my c^Dar is not American-ma^Gde

So still run^Gning from my earlier ju^Dmp-start, I dr^Cove on down the road, and for the fi^Drst time in my life, Pra^Cying that I'd s^Dee a Wal-^GMart

Now norm^Gally your store is like a vi^Drus Like Miley Cy^Crus In a te^Den magazine Ev^Gery five miles on the ro^Dad, Like a to^Cad A mons^Ctrous amph^Dibian on the hor^Gizon, Enti^Crely bloc^Dking out the s^Gun

But to^Gday Murphy's Law was riding sho^Dtgun I didn't s^Cee one For 47^D.5 mi^Gles

And as I dr^Gove into Lancaster, Te^Dxas That alab^Caster albatross ar^Dose out of the darkness And I cr^Gied tears of joy as I dr^Dove around the back To the Ti^Cre and Lu^Dbe Gar^Gage

And I jum^Dped out with my car still run^Gning I asked a ju^Gmp-suited employee if h^De could change my battery But he did^Cn't have a sm^Dile for m^Ge He said, "Fo^Grty-five minute wa^Dit" But in fo^Crty-five minutes I was go^Ding to be late To my ve^Gry first show at Uncle Calv^Din's Coffee House At a chu^Crch in nort^Dheast Dal^Glas

So I st^Good under the late afternoon s^Dun On the h^Cot asphalt My car cont^Dinued to run... And I tho^Gught, "this is the end of the li^Dne..." I was run^Cning out of gas And run^Dning out of time Figu^Gring I'd finish my da^Dys In a Wal-^CMart parking lot, in a heat-^Dstroke haze

When an an^Ggel appeared at my si^Dde And her name^C-tag read 'Angela,' she had pi^Dty in her eyes She said, "Pu^Gll in to Bay number t^Dwo, and p^Cop your hood, and I'll s^Dee what I can do" And she exam^Cined the dimen^Dsions of my bat^Gtery Said, "Ye^Cah, I think we have that. I'll go g^Det it for you." And the s^Gun began to feel like my fri^Dend And wh^Cen she returned, she had to^Dols to lend And Ang^Gela and I worked si^Dde-by-side As tho^Cugh we'd worked together since the da^Dwn of time Fi^Gve minutes later, wh^Den I tried to pay her, She said, "P^Cay for the bat^Dtery, But y^Cou don't o^Dwe me anyt^Ghing"

A^Gs I turned to le^Dave, She said, "Wr^Cite a letter to Wal-Mart And te^Dll them what you think of me"...

So De^Gar Customer Comp^Claint Department, ^DI have nothing to comp^Clain ab^Gout In fa^Cct, I have nothing but go^Dod things to say Ple^Case pass on my thanks to Ang^Dela today And y^Cou should gi^Dve her a ra^Gise... And l^Cet her u^Dnioni^Gze Sinc^Amerely, ^{Bm C D} Ma^Gtt.