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#----------------------------PLEASE NOTE-----------------------------# # This represents the author's own work and interpretation of the # # song. To be used only for private study, scholarship, or research. # #--------------------------------------------------------------------# Artist: Matt the Electrician Album: Live Song: Dean's List (College) Tabbed by akchang Tuning: Standard, Capo 3 Chords: F 133210 (This is actually Fmaj7, but will be written as F below. Use the thumb to fret the low F on the 6th string) C/G 332010 G 320003 Bb x13331 Am x02210 Em 022000 Intro: F C G C F Verse:
I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary At GHumboldt State UnivCersity But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago And I Gnever paid it and I'm Bbstill not C/Ggonna.
I Fnever got my Creport card And I Gdidn't go to class and I Cdidn't work hard So I Fdidn't wanna know how Cbad I did But I Gknow I never made the Bbdean's lC/Gist.
Chorus:
And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time If you Fwanna be a baker or a Ccandlestick maker AmYou still have to Emwait in line At the Fbank drive through and the Ctrain tracks too Behind Fpeople like me with Cno degree 'Cause I Gknow the conductor and Che knows me You might Fhave a nicer car, but I've Ctraveled pretty far And Gall I have is an Bbold guitaC/Gr
Bridge: F C G C F C G Bb C/G Verse:
FForty bucks for a Cbag of weed In the Gsummer nineteen Cninety three FForty dollars is Call I have And it Gisn't mine, it Bbbelongs to my C/Gparents.
Oh, Ffive hundred points for a Croll of cookie dough In theG cafeteria they've got Csloppy joes And the Fsloppy joes cost Cthree points I won't Geat in the spring but Bbhey, C/Gcookie dough.
Chorus:
And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time If you Fwanna be a diver or a Cbig rig driver. AmYou still have to Emgo to the store And Fshare the road with a Cwide load Who's Ftaking up all Cthree lanes And you cGan't get around him it's a Cbig pain And the Fdriver hasn't slept in Cthree whole days But he Gknows one thing and that's Cfreeways. He's got a FGatorade bottle where Che goes pee And Gyou're behind him with your Bbcollege C/Gdegree.
Final verse:
I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary At GHumboldt State UnivCersity But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago And I Gnever paid it and I'm Bbstill not Cgonna.