Matt the Electrician - College

I owe thi^Frty-five dollars to the lib^Crary At Humb^Goldt State Unive^Crsity But I dro^Fpped out fifteen ye^Cars ago And I ne^Gver paid it and I'm st^Bbill not go^Cnna

I ne^Fver got my rep^Cort card But I did^Gn't go to class and I did^Cn't work hard So I did^Fn't wanna know how b^Cad I did But I kn^Gow I never made the de^Bban's li^Cst

And col^Amlege is a wa^Emste of time If you wa^Fnna be a baker or a candl^Cestick maker Y^Amou still have to wa^Emit in line At the ba^Fnk drive through and the tr^Gain tracks too Behind peo^Fple like me with n^Co degree 'Cause I kn^Gow the conductor and h^Ce knows me You might ha^Fve a nicer car, but I've trav^Celed pretty far And a^Gll I have is an o^Bbld gui^Ctar

Fo^Frty bucks for a b^Cag of weed In the sum^Gmer nineteen nin^Cety three Fo^Frty dollars is a^Cll I have And it is^Gn't mine, it bel^Bbongs to my par^Cents

Oh, fi^Fve hundred points for a ro^Cll of cookie dough In the cafe^Gteria they got slo^Cppy joes And the slo^Fppy joes cost th^Cree points I won't e^Gat in the spring but h^Bbey, coo^Ckie dough

And col^Amlege is a wa^Emste of time If you wa^Fnna be a diver or a b^Cig rig driver Y^Amou still have to g^Emo to the store And sh^Fare the road with a wi^Gde load Who's tak^Fing up all th^Cree lanes And you ca^Gn't get around him it's a b^Cig pain And the dri^Fver hasn't slept in th^Cree whole days But he kn^Gows one thing and that's free^Cways He's got a Gato^Frade bottle where h^Ce goes pee And you^G're behind him with your col^Bblege deg^Cree

I owe thi^Frty-five dollars to the lib^Crary At Humb^Goldt State Unive^Crsity But I dro^Fpped out fifteen ye^Cars ago So I ne^Gver paid it and I'm st^Bbill not go^Cnna..