Matt McGinn - Jeely piece song

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.

^DI'm a skyscraper wean, I live ^Aon the nineteenth flair; But I'm no' gaun oot tae ^Dplay ony mair, '^GCause since we moved tae Castlemilk, I'm ^Dwastin' away 'Cause I^A'm gettin' wan meal less every ^Dday.

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.

^DOn the first day ma maw flung oot a ^Adaud o' Hovis broon; It came skytin' oot the windae and went ^Dup insteid o' doon. ^GNoo every twenty-seven hoors it ^Dcomes back intae sight 'Cause ^Ama piece went intae orbit and became a satell^Dite.

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.

^DOn the second day ma maw flung me a^A piece oot wance again. It went and hut the pilot in a fast ^Dlow-flying plane. He^G scraped it aff his goggles, shouting^D through the intercom, 'The Clyd^Aeside Reds huv giat me wi' a breid-an-jeely b^Domb'.

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.

^DOn the third day ma maw thought she would ^Atry another throw. The Salvation Army band was s^Dtaundin' doon below. 'Onwa^Grd, Christian Soldiers' was the ^Dpiece they should've played, But the o^Aompah man was playing a piece an' marmal^Dade.

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.

^DWe're wrote away to Oxfam to t^Ary an' get some aid, An' a' the weans in Castlemilk have ^Dformed a 'piece brigade'. We^G're gonnae march to George's Square dem^Danding civil rights Like ^Anae mair hooses over piece-flinging he^Dight.

^DOh ye cannae fling pieces oot a tw^Aenty storey flat, Seven hundred hungry weans'll ^Dtestify, to that. If it's ^Gbutter, cheese or jeely, if the ^Dbreid is plain or pan, The ^Aodds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae ^Dwan.