Mal Blum - Valentines day

^GI'm hungover It's ^Evalentine's day morning ^AmWhat a perfect day to con^Dtinue my courting of ^Gyou We've been ^Edating for so ^Amlong I love ^Dyou

And ^Gin the local drugstore I ^Efeel a bit like moses ^AmWalking through a red sea of ^Dgreeting cards and roses ^GIf I'd only ^Eknown what you were ^Dup to or who

Cause I ^Gbrought you the paper, I ^Ebrought you the news I ^Ambrought you some of that Odw^Dalla green juice That you ^Gseemed to like cause you ^Eknow how I like ^Amyou ^D

But haven't^G you seen the paper haven't^E you seen the news Now there's ^Amsomething I've got to say and I've got to ^DSay it to you ^GWhat do you send when ^Eflowers just won't ^Amdo? ^D

Let's stop cheating on each other^{G E} Let's stop cheating on each other^{Am D}

Let's stop cheating on each other^{G E} Let's stop cheating on each other^{Am D} This valentine's day ^{G E Am D}

^GI came over to ^Eborrow a loofah ^AmHow was I to know you ^Dwould be schtupping her? ^GI guess it's kind of weird and maybe too ^Esoon for ya I know^{Am D}

^GDon't get me wrong I mean I ^Eknow you're an aries And you've ^Amgot commitment issues and you ^Dget kinda scary off your meds ^GI think I like it but I ^Elike it because On some ^Amlevel I like to create emotional distractions in my life to pre^Dvent D* myself from dealing with my real issues

Let's stop cheating on each ^Gother ^E Let's stop cheating on each ^Amother ^D

Let's stop cheating on each ^Gother ^E Let's stop cheating on each ^Amother ^D

^GIsn't that ^Ebig And they ^Amwill always find ^Dout Let's stop ^Gcheating on each ^Eother And just ^Ambreak up right ^Dnow

I mean, we're not even thirty yet^{G E Am D} I mean, we're not even^G 25, or 2^E4 or 23 But I'll stop ^Amcheating on you if you stop^D cheating on me ^GDon't get me wrong I'm not ^Eopposed to being poly Am D D* But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else! Stop cheating on ^Gme! ^{E Am D}

Let's stop cheating on each ^Gother Let's stop cheating on each ^Eother Let's stop cheating on each ^Amother Let's stop cheating on each ^Dother Let's stop cheating on each ^Gother Let's stop cheating on each ^Eother Let's stop cheating on each ^Amother D D* (Let's stop cheating on each other) G* And happy valentine's day!