Mal Blum - Reality tv

I watch ^Gre-runs of the Jersey Shore Snooki ^Ddrank too much, now she's on the floor It's a ^Emfeeling that I've felt before Though it ^Gwas not tele^Dvised

^GI don't mind, I don't get upset And you're ^Dwatching me while I'm watching it I'm just ^Emcurious I'm a scientist But you ^Gthink that I'm de^Cpressed

I ^Gwatch reality TV Just ^Dlook at what it's done to me I ^Emcan't believe that nothing means Not ^Ghalf of what it ^Ddid ^GI don't mind, I don't get upset But I ^Dhaven't left my bedroom yet And ^Emgetting dressed was an accomplishment So you ^Gwin, you win, you ^Dwin You ^Awin, you ^Cwin

Don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhere you've ^Cbeen Don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhat you ^Cdid What you ^Ebdid ^C When you were ^Ggone ^{C G C G C G C}

^GMe, I guess I'm still something of an ^Damateur You'd think that I would ^Emknow by now Season ^G8 and I ain't figured it ^Dout ^GSo, on film I keep getting my ^Dfeelings hurt Or saying things you ^Emdon't deserve Or im^Gprinting on you ^Dlike a werewolf ^Gin love I did, you don't ^Dget my references What if I ^Emmet someone who did Did it all sound ^Gbetter in your ^Dhead That ^Gmovie was so offensive but it ^Dgot me through November Even ^Emthough I will swear up and down that I ^Gwish that I knew ^Dbetter I ^Awish I ^Cdid

Don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhere you've ^Cbeen Don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhat you ^Cdid What you ^Ebdid ^C When you were ^Ggone ^{C G C G C G C}

When it ^Ggets so bad that it’s almost good I'll move to ^DSan Francisco or Hollywood I won't ^Emwrite you like you wish I would But I'll ^Gmiss you all the ^Dsame ^GYou won't mind, you won't get upset Once you c^Dhange, all you want is the audience They are ^Emobviously all narcissists Me, I just ^Glove turning off my ^Dbrain One ^Abig es^Ccape

^N.CDon't tell me at all (don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhere you've ^Cbeen) ^CI don't want to know (don't ^Gtell me ^Dwhat you ^Cdid) ^AmI'll just watch it over and over on the s^Chow