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[Intro] F Bb F Eb Bb F [Verse 1]
FWell I hear that there's a Bbparty tonFight FAnd I probably won't go, but Bbthanks for the Finvite F'Cause I'd rather stay home and drink Bbgallons of Fwine And that Ebmust be why noBbbody stops by F
FWhy I get so angry when BbI go Fout FWhy you think I think too much and I should Bbjust calm Fdown FYou can't take me anywhere so you Bbhide me Fout FAnd then you Ebask why I think you never Bbloved me now F
[Chorus]
Why can't BbI be more like Cthem? The kind of Bbpeople who go out of their way to make new Cfriends 'Cause I don't give a Bbgood goddamn about you, I'm not making aCmends Oh honey, Ebwhy can't I be Bbmore like them? F
[Verse 2]
FYou don't believe me when I say I want to Bbbe aFlone FYou think there's someone here when I don't Bbpick up the Fphone FAnd now you can't believe I want to talk, Bbhoney, oh Fno FWell you'll get Ebused to it, it's going to Bbbe a hell of a ride thoughF
[Chorus]
So why can't BbI be more like Cthem? The kind of Bbpeople who feel sad when relationships endC Well honey I Bbdon't want you now, but it's not about Chim Oh honey Ebwhy can't I be Bbmore like them?F EbWhy can't I be Bbmore like them?F
'Cause they get aBbway with shit that I never Cwill You'd think that I Bbdo these things to them just to be Ccruel 'Cause it's always Bbgot to be about wanting another Cman Oh but she just Ebneeded some space, why can't BbI be like that? F Oh you just Ebneed to get laid, why can't BbI be like that? F
[Verse 3]
F'Cause I gave you everyBbthing I Fhad FAll my cheapest beer and BbcigarFettes FAnd now you want your Bbmoney Fback Well I'm Ebsorry baby but I Bbstill don't have itF
[Chorus]
Why can't BbI be more like Cthem? The kind of Bbpeople who can still manage to get upCset Well if you that Bbthink I'm so fucking emotionally dense It's 'cause I Cam EbWhy can't you be Bbmore like that?F And Ebwhy can't I be Bbmore like them? F
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