Lonestar - No news

She ^Asaid "It's just a woman thing" and ^Apulled out of the drive. ^AI said not to worry, I'm an ^Aunderstandin' guy. I've ^Dheard that when you love someone, you've ^Dgotta let em go. She ^Ahollered: "When I find myself you'll ^Abe the first to know." [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [E]

I've ^Alearned to do the laundry, feed the ^Acat, and clean the house. I ^Apromised to be patient while she ^Aworked her problems out. ^DWhen she packed her bags, her desti-^Dnation wasn't clear; But I ^Asensed that her intentions were ^Ahonest and sincere. [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [A]

She could ^Atelephone, ^Gtell a friend, ^D/F#Tell a lie about ^Fwhere she's been. ^ASend a pigeon, ^Gsend a fax; ^D/F#Write it on a ^Fpost-it pad. ^ASend a signal ^Gup in smoke, ^D/F#tap it out in ^FMorse Code. ^EI prefer a bad ^Eexcuse, to no ^Anews! ^A

Her ^Amama's been a little vague as ^Ato her whereabouts. Her ^Asister says "I'm certain your ^Aromance has headed south." ^DI don't have a single doubt ^Dthat she's still in love; My ^Alevel of anxiety is ^Ajust a product of... [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [A]

She could ^Atelephone, ^Gtell a friend, ^D/F#Tell a lie about ^Fwhere she's been. ^ASend a pigeon, ^Gsend a fax; ^D/F#Write it on a ^Fpost-it pad. ^ASend a signal ^Gup in smoke, ^D/F#tap it out in ^FMorse Code. ^EI prefer a bad ^Eexcuse...

She ^Amissed her bus, ^Gmissed her plane; ^D/F#Surely this can ^Fbe explained. ^ALost her car ^Gat the mall; ^D/F#got locked in a ^Fbathroom stall. ^APlaying guitar ^Gwith The Band; ^D/F#on the road with ^FPearl Jam. ^ABuried with The ^GGrateful Dead; ^D/F#came back as a ^FParrot Head.

^AGot derailed, got ^Gde-iced; ^D/F#offered as a sacri-^Ffice. ^AFBI, ^GCIA; ^D/F#If they've seen her ^Fthey ain't [A]saying. [G] [D/F#] [F] No [A]newwwws! [G] [D/F#] [F] Still no [A]news! [G] [D/F#] [F] Oh-oh! [A] [G] [D/F#] [F] (fade out