Lil Dicky - Pillow talking

^A#mEy, ey Damn L tapped twice on some ass like grams I just fucked Now what I'm doing?

^A#mI'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ^Cmayy ^A#mI'm just pillow talking with a bitch, ^Cmayy (Do you fuck with the war?) ^A#mI just finished spazzing on a bitch, a^Cmyy ^A#mNow I'm pillow talking with a bitch ^Cm

I'm like "G^A#mirl, that was great, talk about a c^Cmonnection Am I a^A#mlone in my praise, do you sh^Cmare my assessment?". She like "^A#mYeah, that was nice, I enjoyed mys^Cmelf" "G^A#mreat", "yeah" She like "C^A#man you reach that shelf for my ph^Cmone? I'll t^A#make care the alarm" I'm like "^CmOh, for the morning, like to sleep?" She like "Yeah, we just h^A#mad sex What did you t^Cmhink? I was just gonna f^A#muck you and lea^Cmve?" ^A#m"No, I... I ha^Cmdn't thought that far ahead B^A#mut of course, can I ^Cmget you a T-Shi—

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Oh, can you not tickle my hair? It's just a personal thing, it's not y^A#mou" "Okay, sorry for d^Cmoing it" "No, no, it’s just a pe^A#mrsonal thing, it’s not you" "Okay ^Cmcool" "Yeah" ^A#m"Uhhh, so you're from^Cm Minnesota? O^A#mnly thing I know is that it's c^Cmolder ^A#mBreak it down, how's it compare To living in LA?" "Well, I can^A#m't compare them they're so dif^Cmferent ^A#mY'know what I'm sayin?" "Yeah, for su^Cmre" She like "^A#mApples to oranges" ^A#m"Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya ^CmWhat's the deal with your family? Got any siblings?" ^A#mShe like "I have a brother", ^CmI'm like "Oh, what he do?" ^A#mShe like "He in the Army" ^Cm"Oh, true ^A#Uhh, do you fuck with the war?" ^CmShe like "Huh, what did you just say?" ^A#m"Huh, like just now?" ^Cm"Yeah..." "Do you fuck with the war?" ^A#m"No, I don't fuck with the war" ^CmI'm like "No, I don't fuck with the war Just don't know how to ^A#mreact to the forces I should have just tha^Cmnked you of course—" "Uh, why would you thank m^A#me?" "Uh... I guess I assumed it ^Cmextended to families but okay W^A#mhile we on the topic I been actua^Cmlly thinking about some ^A#mshit ^CmAbout the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the d^A#may That the fuc^Cmking aliens came And invaded our nation? ^A#mLike, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? ^A#mLike do we got the type of weaponry to^Cm fuck with their ships? ^A#mOr not at all, like would they just walk up in this^Cm motherfucker ^A#mLaughin' at us, and blastin' at us ^A#mAnd makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate ^A#mWithout a hint of intimidation? ^A#mOr could we do some shit to be making they heart race? ^A#mGranted I don't know the alien heart, but ^A#mYou get what the fuck I'm sayin? ^A#mLike what the fuck would it be like? ^A#mWould they be like Earth go hard? ^A#mOr is it just another c^Cmonquest? ^A#mOr would they be like damn e^Cmarth go hard ^A#mThey was harder than Simian ^A#mYou ever talk to your br^Cmother about this uh type of stuff?" ^A#mThen she like "No" ^CmI'm like "Well, what you think?" ^A#mShe like "I don't concern myself with hyp^Cmotheticals that couldn't be" ^A#mI'm like "Girl, what you mean?" ^CmShe like "I don't believe" ^A#m"In the war?" ^Cm"In aliens" ^A#m"Oh... hold up ^CmHold up, wait ^A#mGirl what you sayin? ^CmThat all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand?" ^Cm"I guess" ^A#m"What an enormous coincidence that^Cm shit would be ^A#mDo you see what I'm sayin'?" ^Cm"I can't hear what you're sayin'" ^A#m"Well, the universe always expanding ^CmThere are infinite galaxies ^A#mWhy would we be the anomaly?" ^A#mShe like "That's no coincidence ^CmI call that shit God" ^A#mI'm like "Oh, you're religious, bitch ^CmYou think it's all God?" ^A#m"No, I know it's all God" ^Cm"No, I know that there might be a God ^A#mFirst off, nobody knows there's a God ^CmGirl, I think we should drop this" ^A#m"No, what's goin' on in your brain right now?" ^Cm(Brain) Ayy, brain on some other shit t^Cmhough ^A#mI been all up in the club for the ^Cmyear, hey (Brain) ^A#mI been killing shit, don't mind m^Cme uh I^Cm'm just top flight uh, I^A#m could sure use a Sprite, ^CmI'm thirsty as fuck ^A#mWho getting money? That's brain. Who ^A#mmake decisions? That's b^Cmrain ^A#mWho make the hits? That's been br^Cmain ^A#mWho run the whole operation? ^CmThat be brain— Brain, can you just get back to the issue here Uh. Really? Can you just remind the brain? You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists ^A#mDon't call brain names ^CmThe brain couldn't recall ^A#mBut if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left ^CmGuaranteed there's a God ^A#m"I believe in a God, yes" ^CmSo God never wrong ^A#mGod never wrong, right? ^Cm"Yeah, that's like the whole point" ^A#m"Brain just get there, please" ^CmHold up ^A#mSo God made the earth ^CmAnd God was like hold up, this shit is boring It need more shit ^A#mGod was like I'ma put dinosaurs on that bitch ^CmDinosaurs on that bitch ^A#mThen he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit? ^Cm"What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point?" ^A#m“Hold up brain you just did it ^CmGod ain't wrong, what the fuck was he thinking” ”About what?” ^A#m“Bitch, the dinosaurs ^CmHe made the Earth for them But then he like nah? ^A#mDinosaurs are just blah?” ”What's your point?” ^Cm“I'ma cook up some blondes? Like he was way off ^A#mI don't look like a dinosaur ^CmHoe them things thirty-five-feet ^A#mI'm like five-foot-eleven” (Up on Tinder I'm six-foot) ^Cm“Seen that Bronchiosaurus That thing fuckin' ^A#mneck go to heaven And that's just an ^Cmexpression bitch ^A#mThere ain't no heaven” ^Cm”Ha, funny” ^A#m“I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong ^CmI guess this the exception” ^A#m”Can I talk now?” ^Cm“Go ahead” ”Look, ever^A#mything in life has purpose ^CmYou, chickens, a midget at a circus” ^A#m“What?” ”I ^Cmdon't interpret” She like ”^A#mThat's not for me to determine” ^A#m“So dinosaurs purpose was to ju^Cmst die?” ^A#m”That's not for me to determine” ^A#m“But... ok” ^Cm”I'm just a person” ^A#m“Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl ^CmView how we started this girl, lik^A#me you don't believe in the aliens" ^Cm"Yeah, I just-" "You confine God to earth girl, I find that shit s^A#malient” ^Cm”I just don't presume to know the plan” ^A#m“Bitch, me neither but that's not what I've been saying” ^Cm”But what are you saying?” ^A#m“Why can't God fuck with aliens? ^CmWhy can't Earth just be like a fucking small side project for this guy?” ^A#m”Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye” ^Cm“Yeah but logically like ^A#myou don't believe in your side” ^Cm”Yeah but you're like bringing up fucking di^A#mnosaurs ^CmLike we could have shared the e^A#marth with them nobody knows” ^Cm“Yeah, there is hard soil ev^A#midence girl ^CmLike what's next you don't fuck with Pangaea?” ^A#mShe like ”Let’s change the subject” ^Cm“Ok...” ^A#mThis bitch don't know about Pangaea, uhm... ^CmBrain leave it alone ^A#m“I'm starving, are you hu^Cmngry by chance?” ^A#m”Oh, my God, I'm so hungry” ^Cm“Yes, do you wanna get a pizza?” ^A#m”Fuck yeah”. “Fuck yeah, I'm on it ^CmAlso I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing” ^A#m”Come on dude I'm a grown up, I'm c^Cmapable of having intelligent conversations” ^A#m“Okay, I just... f^Cmuck it A#m Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni” ”Ugh” “Sausage?” ^Cm”How can you eat that shit?” “No, no, no, this not D^A#mominoes This legit, is high quality meat and shit” ^A#m”No, no, I'm vegetarian” ^Cm“Oh right, well we can get h^A#malf pepperoni And^Cm half of whatever you like” ^A#m”Uh, ew, I can't have that shit ^CmIn the same box” “Seriously? You're that against meat?” ^A#m”No, I'm that against us being gluttonous ^CmThinking that animals live on this earth to get eat” ^A#m“Okay, is it how we treat them?” ^Cm”Uh, that sure doesn't help” “Ok...” ^A#mShe like ”I'm not opposed to us hunting ^CmBut now we not trackin' them down ^A#mWe just breed them to eat ^CmThat's disgusting ^A#mYou should honestly read on the subject” ^Cm“Alright, hold up ^A#mJust because we're not running around with a bow and arrow ^CmDoesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens ^A#mWe just set the place to do our hunting intelligently enough ^CmTo manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want” ^A#m”That's my point we just incubate animals ^CmInstead of just letting them live how they come” ^A#m“But, that's just your God at work, bitch ^CmWhy we go hard on earth ^A#mWhat you think would happen right now ^CmIf you left my place ^A#mAnd there were like three wolves waiting for you” ^Cm”Wolves?” ^A#m“Bitch, they would tear your ass up ^CmViciously ^A#mLike they would eat your titties” (And your pussy) ^Cm“That's what they do” (And your face and shit) ^A#m“Humans are smarter bitch ^CmThat's what we do” ^A#mShe like ”Apples to oranges” ^Cm“Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared?” ^A#mShe like ”I'm gonna leave” ^Cm“There's just all of these conflicting principles” ^A#m”Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza” ^Cm“I will, that's my God-given right” ^A#mShe like ”Where is my bag?” ^Cm“Oh, that leather one next to the trash? ^A#mThat's the one right? Made out of cow, I think?” ^Cm”Ugh, why are there no Uber's in this area?” ^Cm“So you don't eat the meat, ^A#myou just be wearing the shit” ^A#m”I'm not listening dude” ^Cm“That's barbaric as shit ^A#mDo you come from the vikings?” ^Cm”Why are you even still talking?” ^A#m“Do you take peoples land?” ^Cm”I'm not listening dude” ^A#m“Do you fuck with the war?” ^Cm”How are there no Ubers anywhere?” ^A#m“Just download Lyft, they are ^Cmbigger in presence out here” ^A#m”I don't wanna add shit to my phone” ^Cm“Okay, the choices are clear, hoe ^A#mUbers are not around here, hoe ^CmTaxis will come but they real slow” ^A#mAnd the brain gotta poop ^CmT minus five till the brain gotta shit ^A#m”I just downloaded Lyft, bu^Cmt it's being so glitchy” ^A#m“Uh, look do you just want to sleep here?” ^Cm”Uh, no thanks” ^A#m“It's past 2 am” ^Cm”I'm not sharing a bed with you” ^A#m“You can sleep in my bed, I^Cm'll just sleep on the floor” ^A#m”Fine, you're sure?” ^Cm“Yeah, it's cool ^A#mI won't throw you out to the wolves” ^Cm”Oh, my god, you are so annoying” ^A#m“I couldn't help myself ^CmBut can you at least throw me a pillow?”

^A#mI'm just pillow talking with a bitch, a^Cmyy ^A#mI'm just pillow talking with a bitch, a^Cmyy (Do you fuck with the war?) ^A#mI just finished spazzing on a bitch, ay^Cmy ^A#mNow I'm pillow talking with a bitch ^Cm

^A#mBrain gotta poop, still ^CmPlease don't neglect the brain ^A#mPlease don't neglect the brain ^Cm*Doorbell Rings* ^A#mHold on, is that my Lyft? I don't know if I... ^CmNah, I got a pizza ^A#mFull pepperoni too ^CmSo, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it ^A#mBut first you should poop ^CmPlease don't neglect the brain