Leroy Troy - Bicycle wreck

I was g^Goin round the mountain makin ^C90 miles an hour When the ch^Gain on my bicycle br^Doke I was sk^Gint all over by the ro^Ccks and the gravel And was pu^Gnctured to de^Dath by the sp^Gokes

Now you've he^Gard of accidents on boats, m^Cotorcars and airplanes But the ac^Gcident I had would take the c^Dake My foot sl^Gipped off the pedal, and my s^Choe caught in the chain Theref^Gore I couldn't e^Dven hit the b^Grake

I was g^Goin round the mountain makin ^C90 miles an hour When the ch^Gain on my bicycle br^Doke I was sk^Gint all over by the ro^Ccks and the gravel And was pu^Gnctured to de^Dath by the sp^Gokes

I ain't ki^Gddin I ain't jokin I'm just ^Clayin here a chokin Cause these han^Gdlesbars are sticking down my th^Droat I've got the fr^Gont wheel for a necktie, the b^Cack wheel for a belt And I'm we^Garing the fe^Dnder for a c^Goat

I was g^Goin round the mountain makin ^C90 miles an hour When the ch^Gain on my bicycle br^Doke I was sk^Gint all over by the ro^Ccks and the gravel And was pu^Gnctured to de^Dath by the sp^Gokes