Kris Herman - No maam

^DmNo ma'am i won^Ft steal a kiss ^G No ma'am I wont ma^Bbke her ^Ccry ^DmAnd yes ma'am ^FI will have her home by te^Gn. ^{Bb C Dm}Yes sir ^FI do well in school ^G Yes sir both^Bb my pare^Cnts work ^DmAnd no sir I h^Fave never fooled around wi^Gth funny cigarettes. ^{Bb C}

^DmPlease sit dow^Fn I'll take your coat ^G Have some wine I'l^Bbl clear m^Cy throat ^DmAnd whisper ch^Focolate covered compliment^Gs into your ear. ^{Bb C Dm}And as your ey^Felids gently close ^G I'll place a kiss u^Bbpon you^Cr cheek ^DmAnd you will k^Fnow for sure ^Gm T^Ghat I'm the p^Gmerfect gentle^Gman I'll ^Bbbake and cook and clean ^BbBe the man of your dreams ^ADo whatever you want Christine

But somehow girls wan^Bbt guys with big tattoos ^F Guys with baseba^Dmll caps and worn out shoes^G They want fitness^Bb freaks that thinks and spe^Faks about themselves ^A Guys with playboy^Bb posters on the wall ^F Guys who conseque^Dmntly miss their ca^Glls ^BbUnfortunately I'm no^At like that at all.

^DmCan I w^Falk to your door ^G Well I i^Bbnsist, y^Ces I'm sure ^DmNo its ^Fnot that far from where I live ^{G Bb}bbbbb^Cbbbb Baby ^Dmcan I ha^Fve your number please ^{G Bb}Have a gues^Cs, is that a tease

^DmWell I c^Fould try but it might be a while befor^Ge I call. I spend hour^Bbs by the phone

^ATill I finally reached her mom. But somehow girls wan^Bbt guys with big tattoos ^F Guys with baseba^Dmll caps and worn out shoes^G They want fitness^Bb freaks that thinks and spe^Faks about themselves ^A Guys with playboy^Bb posters on the wall ^F Guys who conseque^Dmntly miss their ca^Glls ^BbUnfortunately I'm no^At like that at all. Every trick in the book, got to learn^A Every trick in the book, got to learn^A Every trick in the book to get a girl hoo^Aked But somehow girls wan^Bbt guys with big tattoos ^F Guys with baseba^Dmll caps and worn out shoes^G They want fitness^Bb freaks that thinks and spe^Faks about themselves ^A Guys with playboy^Bb posters on the wall ^F Guys who conseque^Dmntly miss their ca^Glls ^BbUnfortunately I'm not like that at all. ^A

But somehow girls wan^Bbt guys with big tattoos ^F Guys with baseba^Dmll caps and worn out shoes^G They want fitness^Bb freaks that thinks and spe^Faks about themselves ^A Guys with playboy^Bb posters on the wall ^F Guys who conseque^Dmntly miss their ca^Glls ^BbUnfortunately I'm no^At like that at all.

No I^Bb am not like thaat a^Ct all ^Dm