Kirby Krackle - Zombie apocalypse

I'm ^Cwalking in ^Cmaj7the mini mart ^C6the^Cmaj7re's f^C6ood on the floor T^C6her^Cmaj7e's ca^C6rts everywhere, th^Aere's blood on the door I jus^Ft want to buy some snacks^G and get back home But these^C ghouls are tryi^Gng to ^Ceat my bones

W^Chen I final^Cmaj7ly get home ^C6I t^Cmaj7urn on^C6 the TV The undead on the evening new^As is all I can see So I^F pop in a movie a^Gnd I try to relax Liste^Cn to me whi^Gle I tell y^Cou some facts

The Zombie A^Apocalypse is messing up^D my week ^GThe internet is always down, Can't update the Twi^Emtter stream The Zombie A^Apocalypse, It wouldn't be^D so bad If the^Gse zombies hadn't bit^Emten my mom & dad I de^Ccapitate^Gd them and now the^Cy're buried in back

I^C called my frie^Cmaj7nd to see if h^C6e c^Cmaj7ould c^C6ome by my place By the^C6 ti^Cmaj7me he ^C6reached my door he ^Awas missing his face I fee^Fl kind of bad that I^G did not let him in But wit^Chout his li^Gps he sti^Cll had a grin

The Zombie A^Apocalypse is messing up^D my week ^GIt's hard to watch the Daily Show Over all the cries^Em and screams Zombie A^Apocalypse, I'd rather fig^Dht a shark I^G read in a book that ^Emyou can punch 'em in the eye But^C sharks aren't^G my problem, yea^Ch, and zombies are

I've^F never seen so many girls outside without their clothes on Normal^Aly I'd think that's awesome but it's actually a turn off Cause I'm^G not in to necrophilia,^Em that's a fact

Z^Fombies moving slow, I feel like Jackie Joyner Kersey Like th^Ae popular kid in school and everybody wants a piece of me But they^G can't, cause I like my ^Cpieces intact

It'^Cs getting k^Cmaj7inda lon^C6ely^Cmaj7 out h^C6ere by myself F^C6ood^Cmaj7's run^C6ning low, ther^Ae's dust on the shelf But at^F least I have the voic^Ges arguing in my head Which is^C much better tha^Gn bein^Cg undead