Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Strumming
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
BI hope you've F#got a health care G#mplan and if you F#don't I underEstand But I got a question for ya', Gdoes your hideout F#mhave a covered Blot? And here's the F#hours I'm looking G#mfor, a part time F#shift from noon to Efour But not on Tuesdays cuz that's Gwhen I Dungeon F#Master for my friends
BDo I qualify fF#or this?, Well letG#m me tell you whaF#t you've missEed I fired lasers from a Gsub, one year I F#mblew a whole bridge Bup I spent a F#month up on the moG#mon, raised in F#rank peon to Egoon I could've gone much higher, except Gfor the fact my F#boss was burned a-Alive
By a man shooting magma from his hands
I saw my Ejob go up in a flame and it's a Bshame [Chorus] I'm curious what you F#pay and I could start Atoday Have faith in what's inside like ECringer turning in to Battle BCat So here I am F#again and with this leaky Apen I summarize my skill set ERealize my path in life is Gset: I'll F#always be a Bhenchman
[Verse]
BYou ask me whaF#t it is I'd do if G#mI saw someone stF#eal from yEou I'd stab him in his back and tGake it for myself,F#m of course, youB see I know that's wF#hat you'd want to G#mhear, so drop a lF#ine to SeƱor FeEar Is Dr. Hatred in your FiveG? He'll eat your bF#mill alive So you Abetter call now before he heads underground To fight the Etroglodytes in their cave, he's got a full Bplate
[Chorus]
Is there 401F#k? And dental would beA great Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've Egot bum knees not lions to stand on BSo here I am F#again, I love the feng shui in this Aden I've worked for Psycho Possum. ECompared to his your place is awesome GOh, I'll aF#lways be a hBenchman
[Bridge]
AOther guys have weeks vacations I Ework for dudes with lacerations Aon their Efaces These Apeople they have aspirations They Ewant to rule a private nation When the Ascrews you have are Eloose, what Eelse you gonna Bdo?
[Verse]
BAppreciate your time F#mtoday, there's not much more to G#msay Hope I'm what you're looking for though EYou'll find I'm handy just like Panthro
[Chorus]
GOh, I'll F#malways be henchBman BOh oh oh oh Goh, I'll F#malways be a henBchman BOh oh oh this is what I Gdo, I'll F#malways be a henBchman BThis is who I Gam, I'll F#malways be a henBchman