Kirby Krackle - Henchmen
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[Verse]
BI hope you've F#got a health care G#mplan and if you F#don't I underEstand
But I got a question for ya', Gdoes your hideout F#mhave a covered Blot?
And here's the F#hours I'm looking G#mfor, a part time F#shift from noon to Efour
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's Gwhen I Dungeon F#Master for my friends
BDo I qualify fF#or this?, Well letG#m me tell you whaF#t you've missEed
I fired lasers from a Gsub, one year I F#mblew a whole bridge Bup
I spent a F#month up on the moG#mon, raised in F#rank peon to Egoon
I could've gone much higher, except Gfor the fact my F#boss was burned a-Alive
By a man shooting magma from his hands
I saw my Ejob go up in a flame and it's a Bshame
[Chorus]
I'm curious what you F#pay and I could start Atoday
Have faith in what's inside like ECringer turning in to Battle BCat
So here I am F#again and with this leaky Apen I summarize my skill set
ERealize my path in life is Gset: I'll F#always be a Bhenchman
[Verse]
BYou ask me whaF#t it is I'd do if G#mI saw someone stF#eal from yEou
I'd stab him in his back and tGake it for myself,F#m of course, youB see
I know that's wF#hat you'd want to G#mhear, so drop a lF#ine to SeƱor FeEar
Is Dr. Hatred in your FiveG? He'll eat your bF#mill alive
So you Abetter call now before he heads underground
To fight the Etroglodytes in their cave, he's got a full Bplate
[Chorus]
Is there 401F#k? And dental would beA great
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've Egot bum knees not lions to stand on
BSo here I am F#again, I love the feng shui in this Aden
I've worked for Psycho Possum. ECompared to his your place is awesome
GOh, I'll aF#lways be a hBenchman
[Bridge]
AOther guys have weeks vacations
I Ework for dudes with lacerations Aon their Efaces
These Apeople they have aspirations
They Ewant to rule a private nation
When the Ascrews you have are Eloose, what Eelse you gonna Bdo?
[Verse]
BAppreciate your time F#mtoday, there's not much more to G#msay
Hope I'm what you're looking for though
EYou'll find I'm handy just like Panthro
[Chorus]
GOh, I'll F#malways be henchBman
BOh oh oh oh Goh, I'll F#malways be a henBchman
BOh oh oh this is what I Gdo, I'll F#malways be a henBchman
BThis is who I Gam, I'll F#malways be a henBchman