Key And Peele - Pirate chantey

^DmI once met a lass so fine. ^CShe was drunk on barley wine. ^BbI'd been to sea, ^Afor months a-three. ^DmI knew I could make her mine. ^FAnd the lass was past consent, ^CSo it was off with her we went. ^BbAnd we threw her in bed ^Aand rested her head ^DmAnd we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do.

^DmA woman has a right ^Gto a drink or two, ^AWithout worrying ab^Dmout what you will do. ^DmWe say "Yo, ho!" but^G we don't say "ho," ^A'Cause "ho" is disr^Dmespectful, yo!

^DmThere once was a girl from Leeds, ^CWho I heard was good on her knees. ^BbSo I docked my ship ^Afor an overnight trip, ^DmTo take care of all of my needs. ^FShe was fine as the tales did tell, ^CAnd my mast began to swell! ^BbSo I laid her down ^Aand raised her gown, ^DmAnd performed cunnilingus for an hour or so.

^DmAlways take care of ^Gyour lady fair. ^A'Cause they deserve^Dm as much attention down there ^DmWe say "Yo, ho!" but^G we don't say "ho," ^A'Cause "ho" is disr^Dmespectful, yo!

^DmI once had a woman so fair. ^CWhose womb contained my heir. ^BbWith a son by my side, ^Athe seas we'd ride, ^DmThe child she would bear. ^FBut my girl, she was no fool. ^CShe was working her way through school. ^BbSo I did support ^Awhen she chose to abort, ^DmBecause it's her body and therefore her choice.

^DmNo, we don't say "booty" 'l^Gess we're talking about gold. ^AWe don't look at chests 'le^Dmss it, treasure holds. ^DmWith a hat and a feather an^Gd a cutlass on our hip, ^AWe will never say "she" wh^Dmen we're talking 'bout a ship. ^DmWe don't say "bitch" and we^G don't say "whore," ^A'Cause that language leads^Dm to things like body dysmorphia.

^DmThere was a lady with a golden eye, ^CAnd the doctor said she would die. ^BbSo she emptied her purse ^Ato lift the curse, ^DmAnd prayed to stay alive. ^FShe awoke the very next day, ^CHand in her grave she lay. ^BbBut the scariest part ^Aof the story from the start, ^DmIs I bet you assume the doctor was a man

^DmWomen are doct^Gors, too! ^AAnd for a fra^Dmction of the doubloons. ^DmWe say "Yo, ho^G!" but we don't say "ho," ^A'Cause "ho" i^Dms disrespectful, yo! ^DmThere was a slut with tits to here, ^CAnd an ass that ^Dm'Cause it's "Yo, ho!^G" but we don't say "ho," ^A'Cause "ho" is disr^Dmespectful, yo!