Released in the mid 60s and also featuring The Diddymen! Tabbed from a video so hopefully sounds about right. The song can be sung without the 'spoken' sections and it still sounds ok (imo). Verse 1

^CWell it all began in the year of one when Adam was the first man ^CAnd a girl called Eve so we believe was said to be his ^Gwoman She ^Fled him up the Garden of ^CEden by a ^Amtree Then she ^Coffered him her apple and he ^Gcried out suddenly ee ee ee^C

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt Chorus

I ^Ffeel a proper twazzer without me ^Cshirt I've ^Fgot me tickling-tackle and me ^Cnicky-nocky-^Gnoo But I ^Fmust confess I feel undressed Like ^Cthis in ^Gfront of ^Cyou

SPOKEN Where's me shirt I can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy leaving me in a garden with no shirt on like this. Look at all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh look there's a serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on shoo! Go on shoo. Verse 2

^CSince the days of old, we've all been told of men like Bonaparte ^CHis great retreat and his first defeat was the ^Gthing that broke his heart He ^Fstuck just outside Moscow and ^Cthen made his^Amtory He ^Cstuck his hand inside his coat and ^Gcried out bitterly ee ee ee^C

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where'a me shirt Chorus

I ^Fcan't go on like zis wizout my ^Cshirt I've ^Fhad my tickle-tonic on my ^Cnicky-nocky-^Gnee But I ^Fjust can't go through all this snow With^Cout a ^Gshirt on ^Cme

SPOKEN Where's me shirt? Oh sacre blue sacre flippin' blue where's me shirt? By Jove t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh ooh this tent isn't 'alf drafty. I don't know where the draft's comin' from but I know where it's goin' to. Verse 3

^CBack in eighty-one in the mid-day sun in Tombstone one September ^CWyatt Earp was due to go into a ^Ggunfight he'd remember The ^FClantons and McLourys started ^Cfirin' sudden^Amly As the ^Cgunsmoke cleared and the townsfolk cheered Wyatt ^GEarp said quietly ee ee ee^C

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt Chorus

I ^Ffeel a proper twit without me ^Cshirt I've ^Flost me ticklin'-tackle and me ^Cnicky-nocky-^Gnee But I ^Ffeel a twerp me Wyatt Earp With my ^Cshirt shot ^Goffa ^Cme

SPOKEN 'Ere where's me shirt? Where's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh I say here comes the Indians. 'Ere you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows. Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt... I can't find me shirt anywhere. D'you know I'm sure I had it when I came out. Where's me shirt?

Ken Dodd - Wheres me shirt