C^Cops showed up at a l^Fittle old six With the F^AmBI and their bl^Gack crown vicks C^Cuffed coach Martin with his f^Face in the ground ^AmNeighbors say he got off a c^Gouple a rounds H^Fundred thousand dollars in an old suitcase H^Ge had a green house in his crawl space

When the l^Cights come on in a sl^Feepy little town There ^Dm7ain't no secrets when the tr^Guth comes out And ^Ceverybody knows cause the w^Ford gets around When the l^Amights come on in a sl^Geepy little town

St^Cereotypical pr^Feachers wife ^AmEverybody loved her s^Ghe was so nice ^CNever told a soul about the th^Fings he did ^AmTill she took a bottle to the b^Gack of his head T^Fhey say she simply told 911 Now ^Ghe deserved what I just done

When the l^Cights come on in a sl^Feepy little town There ^Dm7ain't no secrets when the tr^Guth comes out And ^Ceverybody knows cause the w^Ford gets around When the l^Amights come on in a sl^Geepy little town

Now ^Ceveryones proud of ^FMary Lou She ^Amhad a full ride to a p^Grivate school G^Conna be a doctor or a la^Fwyer someday ^Am She's 17 and th^Gree months late ^F We all thought that she'd never been kissed but ^G She doesn't know who the daddy is

When the l^Cights come on in a sl^Feepy little town There ^Dm7ain't no secrets when the tr^Guth comes out And ^Ceverybody knows cause the w^Ford gets around When the l^Amights come on in a sl^Geepy little town

Jt Hodges - Sleepy little town