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[Chords] Em x7xx8x Dsus4 x5xx8x C5 8xxx88 Gsus4 x(10)xx88 Am7 5xxx88 [Intro] e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----7-----|7-----7-----|8------8-----|8------8-----| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--10-----10--|--10-----10--| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----9-----9-|----9-----9-|------9-----9|------9-----9| D|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| e|10-------10------|10--------10-----| B|---12-------12---|---12-----12-----| G|------11-------11|------11--11-----| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----7-----|7-----7-----|8------8-----|8------8-----| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--10-----10--|--10-----10--| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----9-----9-|----9-----9-|------9-----9|------9-----9| D|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| Step right up Win the lovely prize e|10-------10------|10--------10-----| B|---12-------12---|---12-----12-----| G|------11-------11|------11--11-----| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| For your blushing bride to be! e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-| D|------------|------------|------------|------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----7-----|7-----7-----|8------------|-------------| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|10-----------|-------------| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----9-----9-|----9-----9-|9------------|-------------| D|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| Now that trained bear He looks suicidal e|10---------------|-----------------| B|12---------------|-----------------| G|11---------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| On his unicycle e|7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7---|7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7---| B|8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8---|8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8---| G|7-7-7-7-7-7--8-8---|7-7-7-7-7-7--8-8---| D|-------------------|-------------------| A|-------------------|-------------------| E|-------------------|-------------------|
Em But somewhere in Dsus4Cleveland they're paying to seC5e him wearing a vGsus4est Em Now he dreamed ofDsus4 forests and hot bowls of poC5rridge I'd wager to guGsus4ess Em They must have theDsus4ir reasons, the whole ColiseC5um was spewing out Gsus4filth Em I can't really blaDsus4me them, embracing a wasC5teland that they didn'tGsus4 build Am7 But Yogi's in C5agony Am7 This wasn't C5meant to be NC Someone write him a check
e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-| D|------------|------------|------------|------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----7-----|7-----7-----|8------------|-------------| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|10-----------|-------------| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----9-----9-|----9-----9-|9------------|-------------| D|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| All the tricks It's not cheating if 10---------------|-----------------| 12---------------|-----------------| 11---------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| The whole thing was fixed e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-| D|------------|------------|------------|------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------| e|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----0-----|7-----7-----|7-----7-----|8------------|-------------| B|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|--8-----8---|10-----------|-------------| G|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----7-----7-|----9-----9-|----9-----9-|9------------|-------------| D|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| A|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| E|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|------------|-------------|-------------| And they will be rich Off our egos 10---------------|-----------------| 12---------------|-----------------| 11---------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| -----------------|-----------------| And our Stubbornness e|7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7---|7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7---| B|8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8---|8-8-8-8-8-8--8-8---| G|7-7-7-7-7-7--8-8---|7-7-7-7-7-7--8-8---| D|-------------------|-------------------| A|-------------------|-------------------| E|-------------------|-------------------|
Em So spare me the dDsus4etails and build me a fC5emale out of my Gsus4ribs Em Cause i feared the Dsus4earthquake and clowns on my C5birthday since I was aGsus4 kid Em Now clowns get eleDsus4cted, tell us to accept iC5t when we take the hGsus4it Em The world loves pDsus4eep shows, let's give 'em a C5freak show they won't wannGsus4a miss Am7 And they cried the C5hardest Am7 When they saw the C5carnage
Of what I did Em* Dsus4* C5* Gsus4 There's plenty of options, so many concoctions, keeping us still
Em And I'm feigning Dsus4interest in somebody's C5business, to combat the Gsus4guilt Em And pressed to my Dsus4temple, it's shiny and C5metal and hard to reGsus4sist Em I ran out of aDsus4mmo; instead of kaC5blamo! It just whisperedGsus4 "click" Am7 And I laughed the C5hardest Am7 C5 //Hold// When I saw the carnage NC That could've been fixed
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