John Grant - Queen of denmark

^CI wanted to change the world ^CBut I could not even change my underwear ^FAnd when the shit got really really out of hand ^G7I had it all the way up to my hairline ^CWhich keeps receding like my self-confidence ^CAs if I ever had any of that stuff anyway ^FI hope I didn't destroy your celebration ^G7Or your Bar Mitzvah, birthday party or your Christmas ^CYou put me in this cage and threw away the key ^CIt was this 'us and them' shit that did me in ^FYou tell me that my life is based upon a lie ^G7I casually mention that I pissed in your coffee ^CI hope you know that all I want from you is sex ^CTo be with someone that looks smashing in athletic wear ^FAnd if your haircut isn't right you'll be dismissed ^G7Get your walking papers and you can leave now

^CDon't know what to want from this world ^CI really don't know what to want from this world ^FI don't know what it is you wouldn't want from me ^G7You have no right to want anything from me at all ^CWhy don't you take it out on somebody else? ^CWhy don't you bore the shit out of somebody else? ^FWhy don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish? ^G7A weakling, coward, a pathetic fraud?... C C F G7

^CWho's gonna be the one to save me from myself? ^CYou'd better bring a stun gun and perhaps a crowbar ^FYou'd better pack a lunch and get up really early ^G7And you should probably get down on your knees and pray ^CIt's really fun to look embarrassed all the time ^CLike you could never cut the mustard with the big boys ^FI really don't know who the fuck you think you are ^G7Can I please see your license and your registration?

^CDon't know what to want from this world ^CI really don't know what to want from this world ^FI don't know what it is you wouldn't want from me ^G7You have no right to want anything from me at all ^CWhy don't you take it out on somebody else? ^CWhy don't you bore the shit out of somebody else? ^FWhy don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish? ^G7A weakling, coward, a pathetic fraud?

^CSo Jesus hasn't come in here to pick you up ^CYou'll still be sitting here ten years from now ^FYou're just a sucker but we'll see who gets the last laugh ^G7Who knows, maybe you'll be the next queen of Denmark