John Grant - Global warming

^EmYou people and your cute little terms you like to ^Athrow around and make everybody squirm ^DUpper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. ^GEverybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass ^EmAnd how am I supposed to live in a world with no M^Aadeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone ^DAnd Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31^G is trash and now I just want to be left a^Emlone. (A^Ahhhhh)

^DmGlobal warming is r^Gmuining my f^Cair complexion, A^Fugmenting all my i^Bbmperfections ^Db(#9)And Brazil does ^Anot need more enc^Douragement ^DmGlobal warming enco^Gmurages slack jawed tro^Cglodytes To ^Fleave their homes with ^Bbguns and knives ^Db(#9)In search of quality re^Afreshments and some h^Domicide

^EmI'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun, ^A They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians ^DAnd all they do is hang out clogging up the stre^Gets, Congratulating each other on their pedicured ^Emfeet Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their V^Aans, Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their ^Dtans I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken ^Gman But I guess you can look, nobody said that you ca^Emn't. (A^Asus4hhhhhhh^Ahhh^Asus2hhhhh)

^DmGlobal warming is r^Gmuining my f^Cair complexion, A^Fugmenting all my i^Bbmperfections ^Db(#9)And Brazil does ^Anot need more enc^Douragement ^DmGlobal warming enco^Gmurages slack jawed tro^Cglodytes To ^Fleave their homes with ^Bbguns and knives ^Db(#9)In search of quality ref^Areshments and some ho^Dmicide

^EmAll I've got are first world problems, I g^Auess I better get some more third world k^Dind. ^G(Ahh^Emhhhhh^Ahhhh^Bmhh)