Joey + Rory - You aint right

If you ^G7can't buy groceries this week 'Cause you put your ^G7check down on a big screen You ain't ^D7right You're in your ^D7thirties without a job And you're ^D7still living with your mom You ain't ^G7right You ^G7go to your great uncle's wake And you ^G7leave there with a hot date You find a ^C7deer on the side of the road Check his p^C7ulse and you take him home If you're g^D7onna leave early from the barn 'Cause your ^D7kids are out there waiting in the car You ain't ri^G7ght

You ain't ^C7right to say the least you're different A ^C7couple quarts shy and a few screws missing ^G7 Bless your heart, look around We're ^G7all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord ^D7knows you're not alone and we're ^D7all a little wrong But you ain't r^G7ight ^{D7 G7}

Now if your t^G7ruck cost more than your house Your girlf^G7riend don't know about your spouse You ain't ^D7right Or if you're ^D7past old enough to drive You're still ^D7struggling through junior high You ain't r^G7ight If your w^G7ife's mowing the lawn While you're ^G7fishing all weekend long Or you s^C7how up late for church Smelling like ^C7beer in a wife beater shirt Or you're s^D7tanding in a checkout line Something r^D7eeks and you just smile No, you ain't ^G7right

You ain't ^C7right to say the least you're different A ^C7couple quarts shy and a few screws missing ^G7 Bless your heart, look around We're ^G7all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord ^D7knows you're not alone and we're ^D7all a little wrong But you ain't r^G7ight

^G7 You ain't r^C7ight to say the least you're different A ^C7couple quarts shy and a few screws missing ^G7 Bless your heart, look around We're ^G7all an ounce or two short of a pound Lord ^D7knows you're not alone and we're a^D7ll a little wrong But you ain't r^G7ight Son, your l^G7ights, they may be on But y^G7ou're not always home Yeah, ^D7we're all a little wrong But you ain't r^G7ight