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...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John -----------------------............... *Released 1978* Intro: G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 e|----------|----------|----------|----------| B|----------|----------|----------|----------| G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--| D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--| A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--| E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2) Verse 1:
F5 I've been going C5out with a girl, F5he-e-r name is C5Ju-u-lie. F5 But last night she C5said to me, when F5we were watching C5telly...
Interlude: G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5, G5 C5 This is what she said)... Verse 2:
She said; &F5quot;listen JohC5n, I love you,F5 but there's this bloC5ke I fancy. F5 I don't want to C5two time you, so F5it's the end for C5you and me".
Interlude: G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 e|----------|----------|----------| B|----------|----------|----------| G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--| D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--| A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--| E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| Verse 3:
F5 "Who's this blokC5e" I aF5sked her, Go-o-or-doC5n, she re-plied. F5 "Not that puffC5", I said dF5ismayed, "yeC5s, but he's no puff" she cried.
Interlude: G5 C5, G5 C5
G5 "C5He's more of a man G5than yoC5u'll ever be!" Break:
A5 D5, A5 D5 Here we go; 2, 3, 4... Interlude: G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 e|----------|----------|----------|----------| B|----------|----------|----------|----------| G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--| D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--| A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--| E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| Verse 4:
F5 I was so up-C5set, that I cried F5all the way, to the C5chi-ip shop. F5 When I came out, C5there was Gordon, F5standing at the C5bu-us stop.
Interlude: G5 C5, G5 C5 G5 C5 And guess who was with him?
G5 Yeah C5Julie; and they were both laughing G5at C5me. G5 C5 Verse 5:
Oh, F5she is cruel and C5heartless, F5to pack me for C5Gordon. F5 Just 'cos he's better C5looking than me,F5 just 'cos he's cool and C5trendy.G5 C5
Verse 6:
But F5I know he's a C5moron, F5Gordon is a C5moron. F5 Gordon is a C5moron, F5Gordon is a C5moron.
Interlude: G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 e|----------|----------|----------|----------| B|----------|----------|----------|----------| G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--| D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--| A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--| E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| Break: A5 D5, A5 D5 Here we go; 2, 3, 4... Interlude: G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 e|----------|----------|----------|----------| B|----------|----------|----------|----------| G|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--| D|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--| A|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--| E|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| Coda:
Oh, G5she's a C5slag and G5he's a C5creep, G5she's a C5tart; he's G5very C5cheap. G5 She is a C5slut; he G5thinks he's C5tough, G5she is a C5bitch; G5he is a C5puff. G5 Yeah, C5yeah, it's G5not C5fair, G5yeah C5yeah, it's G5not C5fair.G5 C5 I'm G5so up-C5set, I'm G5so up-C5set, I'm G5so up-C5set, G5yeah, C5yeah.G5 C5
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