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Harper Valley PTA Intro: A
I want to Atell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a tDeenage daughter who attended
Harper Valley Junior High
Well her dAaughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play She said, "DMomma got a note here from the EHarper Valley P.T.AA."
The Anote said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high It's reDported you've been drinking and a-runnin'
'round with men and going wild
And we Adon't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way" It was Dsigned by the secretary, EHarper Valley P.T.AA. F
Well, it Bbhappened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon They were sEbure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her
mini-skirt into the room
And as she Bbwalked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words she had to say She said, "EbI'd like to address this meeting of the FHarper Valley P.T.BbA."
Well, there's BbBobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date Mrs. EbTaylor sure seems to use a lot of eyes
whenever he's away
And Mr. BbBaker, can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't EbWidow Jones be told to keep her Fwindow shades all pulled completely Bbdown? F#
Well, Mr. BHarper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you sEmell Shirley Thompson's breath,
you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
Then you Bhave the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit Well, this is Ejust a little Peyton Place and F#you're all Harper Valley hypoBcrites
No I Bwouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way The day my EMama socked it to the F#Harper Valley P.T.BA. The day my EMama socked it to the F#Harper Valley P.T.BA.