Tuning: E A D G B E

So, In the studio recording they play the same guitar part over and over in the same pattern. The amount of time the chords take is different. The C and the A# take about half the time G does. And after every single A# played the stop strumming and he continues singing. Just letting y'all know. Oh and if ya listen to the song you really can get the rhythm in his voice down. [Intro]

Oh, ^Glisten up Young man, there's a—there's a ^Cyoung man, he writes stories ^BbHe's a writer, a little writer boy ^GHe falls in love with a girl, girl already has a boyfriend ^GShe kinda loves him back, but not really

They're just really good friends, and that's fine He understands, it's rational [Verse 1]

^GHi, what's your name? How are you? How’s your life? ^COh, you got a man? Are you in ^A#love? If so, what type? ^GIs it just platonic, strictly just as friends ^COr the type that ties you two together '^Bbtil tomorrow’s end? ^GIf it is, disregard every time I call you pretty ^CThough it’s meant sincerely, ^Bbit’s just my imagination drifting ^GBrush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z’s shoulders ^CSo I fall to ground, collect myself and ^Bbget ready to take over your heart

Or at least your spare time [Chorus]

^GAnd I love the thought of being with you ^COr maybe it’s the thought of ^Bbnot being so alone! ^GHey, the second one’s way sadder than the first one ^CBut I don’t ^Bbknow ^GI love the thought of being with you ^COr maybe it’s the thought of ^Bbnot being so alone! ^GThe second one’s way sadder than the first one ^CBut I don’t ^Bbknow

[Verse 2]

^GWe should go and get a friggin' cup of coffee And I’ll act friendly and I ^Cwon’t pull any stunts ^BbBut I’m a little stunt puller from birth ^GSo I don’t know what to tell you If I try to ^Cconfess my love ^Bbfor... scones ^GI just wanna say something real quick, ^Bbplease shh, listen ^BbI love... these scones ^GJust the diversity between the selection they have here

The blueberry, the raspberry, strawberry, pumpkin

Even which is ^Cbasically a friggin' squash How they gonna make a ^Bbscone out of a freaking squash?! ^GOh, wow, wow

That shit blows my mind

^CThat's Elon Musk just in his ^Bblittle lab cooking up, ^Gbaby But what were you talking about?

Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day? C Bb (No struming until the next chorus) What was he saying? Oh, what do I think? Hm... He was being mean at that part—point? But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some... point, as well And [Chorus]

^GI love the thought of being with you ^COr maybe it’s the thought of ^Bbnot being so alone! ^GThe second one’s way sadder than the first one ^CBut I don’t ^Bbknow ^GI love the thought of being with you, whoa, whoa, whoa ^COr maybe it’s the thought of ^Bbnot being so alone! ^GShit, I love being—^CI love being loved, ^Bbbut

Don't like crying on the phone [Verse 3]

^GHi, wassup? Yeah, what’s going on? ^COh yeah, she told me a lot about ^Bbyou, yeah, uh-huh ^GIt’s so great you’re doing all of those things ^CYou should keep doing all of them ^BbI think ^GOh yeah, my name’s Hobo Johnson

People like to say I'm a rapper, I'm actually not

^CI produced this myself, I'm hella ^Bbfucking proud of it ^GBut yeah, she like—she's so nice She was so nice and ^Ccared about me, no one else did Literally, I don't think I've ever ^Bbfelt love before that

She's a peach... scone She's a peach scone, yes And [Outro]

^GI love the thought of being with her ^CI just really hope ^Bbthat she doesn't get hurt, y'know? ^GThey say it takes two years to ^Ccome back down to Earth ^BbFrom that lovely place that you’ve been, ^GI heard it’s so nice ^CGood for you guys, ^BbI'm—I'm glad (Being so alone!) ^GAnd if you find someone who loves you for who you are ^CKeep loving 'em, man ^Bb'Cause that shit happens like, once in a ^Glifetime, y'know? And who am I to get in the way of someone living^C their lifet^Bbime Y'know? ^GAnd I hope you're doing really well, I haven't talked to you in a while ^CBut uh, I found someone else who really ^Bbloves me for who I am G (No more strumming) But I don't call them enough, and that's why they moved away

I'm gonna call them right now, she wants me to call her Okay, bye

Hobo Johnson & The LoveMakers - Peach scone