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Use 1 strum in the first 4 lines then use the strumming pattern showed above Hello there, uh. It's Frank and this song is dedicated to Mario and Link due to their undying perseverance which I'm not sure I should do the same of... [Verse]
DMario's never getting some and Link's never getting some GbmSo why would princesses love me? I'm not really maBmking moves I'm just kinda breathing I work at fucking piBbzza places just so I keep eaAting
(That's the type of shit) [Verse]
DTo make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day GbmThat's the type of shit to make me ask my father "You okay?" That's the tyBmpe of shit to make be buy a flask for 25 And fill it uBbp with taaka vodka only 4.A99
(Mama Mia!) [Verse]
That's the tDype of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray That this Gbmone is better than the one that I wrote yesterday Or yeBmster-year yes-sir-please let me get the recipe, to nBbot being broke Fuck, I'd reAally love to be a king but MaDrio and Link Should've showed that persGbmeverance is not the end all to everything The priBmncess in the hallway in a robe I asked "do you like coBbffee and scones and she says "No!" But DI just killed a fucking dragon though! With this sGbmword that I made from the words of my soul I just kiBmlled a fucking dragon though, I just kiGbmlled a fucking dragon though But it's whatAever, I don't even cDare that much
[Outro]

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The power of the stars restored to that castle and it's all thanks to you!

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We have to do something special for you