Hello Saferide - Last bitter song

Now, ^Cth^Amis ^{F G}will be the ^Clast bitter ^Amson^Fg It ^Gwill be my ^Clast, real ^Ambitter song^F a^Gbout yo^Cu ^{Am F G}

From ^Dmnow on, I'll ^Cwrite about ^Gflowers and^Am butterflies ^DmChickens and ^Ckittens and ^Gshit From ^Dmnow on, I'll ^Ctry to look myself straight in the ^Amface From ^Dmnow on, I'll try to find ^G76someone who knows I e^Gxist

So I won't have to feel like I ^Cdo ^{Am F G}When I write ^Cmy bitter ^Amson^Fgs It ^Gwill be my ^Clast, real ^Ambitter song^F a^Gbout yo^Cu ^{Am F G}

I ^Cwon't have to ^Ammention she was ^Fblonde and ^Gthin ^DmWith a peanut for a ^Cbrain and ^Gvolleyballs for ^Amchest I ^Cwon't have to ^Ammention: that's ^Falways what ^Ghappens ^AmWhen you leave him ^Cyour key, he ends ^Gup having sex in your apartment with miss Non-Bitterness

Now ^Cth^Amis ^{F G}will be the ^Clast bitter ^Amson^Fg ^GI'm feeling ^Ccheerful alread^Amy ^F I'd ^Glike to break his neck, ^Cif^Am I ^Fma^Gy

But ^Cmo^Amst,^F I'd like to ^Ccut off that h^Amead^{F G} And ^Ccut off that^Am ha^Fir^G And ^Ccut off those ^Amvol^Fle^Gyballs

And I ^Cho^Ampe ^{F G} her heart gets ^Cbr^Amoke^Fn ^G And I hope she turns ^Cbi^Amtte^Fr, ^Greally really ^Cbi^Amtte^Fr ^G Like ^Cme^{G F Em C}