Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E

This is my first tab. I hope it's adequate, as I just did it by ear. Enjoy and DFTBA! Capo on 2 ---------

Have you ever ^Cwondered what it would be ^Glike To be ^Fexposed to the vacuum of ^Cspace The ^Csaliva boiling on your ^Gtongue And your ^Feyes poppin' out of your ^Cface

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And the ^Cair rushes out of your ^Glungs And your alve^Foli start to rupture and ^Cbleed Well ^Cthat's about ninety per^Gcent of how it felt When you ^Fdid what you did to ^Cme

Chorus:

So I'd rather ^Fswim through a puddle of ^Cexcrement Or ^Feat a dozen ^Ctires Or ^Fmaybe only ever eat ^Cwet cat food For the ^Gwhole rest of my life And ^Fno I don't think we'll get ^Gtogether ^Cagain And ^Fno I don't think we can ^Gstill be ^Cfriends 'Cuz there's ^Fso many things I'd rather ^Gdo Than ^Fspend another ^Gday with ^Cyou

I'm ^Cgetting this really strong ^Gvibe That you ^Fnever gave a damn about ^Cme And ^Cthat's why you think it's no big ^Gdeal for ^FYou to come around and see ^Cme but

^CThat's not how I feel about ^Gyou in fact I think I ^Fnever wanna see you at ^Call So ^Cmaybe I'll inject gaso^Gline in my eye And ^Fhold a lighter to my eye^Cball

Chorus:

So I'd rather ^Fswim through a puddle of ^Cexcrement Or ^Feat a dozen ^Ctires Or ^Fput everything I ^Clove in a pile And then ^Gset it all on fire And ^Fno I don't think we'll get ^Gtogether ^Cagain And ^Fno I don't think we can ^Gstill be ^Cfriends 'Cuz there's ^Fso many things I'd rather ^Gdo Than ^Fspend another ^Gday with ^Cyou

*instrumental*

^CFeed my hand to a ^Gguinea pig ^FPut a lightbulb up in my ^Cass ^CReenact that ^Gscene from Die Hard Where ^FBruce walks around on the ^Cglass

^CCall up my mom and ^Gtell her she sucks Or ^Fdrink a gallon of my own ^Cpee ^CPay a group of skinheads ^G25 bucks To ^Freally beat the shit outta ^Cme

Last Chorus:

Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers - Id rather explicit