Tuning: E A D G B E

[Chorus]

In^Gm the fires of anc^Bbient cosmic dest^Ebiny Ev^Fil will ri^Gmse An^Gmd of all the le^Bbgendary war^Ebriors No^Fne will survi^Gmve In^Gm the fires of anc^Bbient cosmic des^Ebtiny Ev^Fil will ri^Gmse To^Gm defeat the p^Bbower of the so^Ebrcerer Gr^Feat sacrific^Gme

[Verse 1]

^BbMagnificent v^Ebessel appears in the s^Dky Th^Gme Hootsforce ar^Bbrives into Cow^Ddenbeath Pr^Depare for the w^Ebarfare of ultimate des^Bbtiny In^Fto the bat^Gmtle, the her^Bboes make fight Fa^Bbst as Dundonian li^Ebghtning they st^Gmrike Th^Bbe armies of ev^Ebil will die on the fie^Gmld The^Bby'll die by our ste^Gmel

[Spoken Interlude] And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide. Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord Proletius! [Verse 2]

Fr^Bbom the black ga^Ebte evil deathknights atta^Dck Pr^Gmoletius is le^Bbading the chaos char^Dge Sl^Daughtering peas^Ebants with deadly impu^Bbnity Ra^Bblathor fi^Gmres his final de^Ebfence Miss^Ebiles of nuclear ju^Gmstice ^BbThe deathknights are sudd^Gmenly vap^Eborized Pro^Ebletius d^Gmies

[Chorus]

For the Ki^Ebng of Sp^Gmace We will f^Bbight to end dis^Fgrace In our on^Gmce proud la^Ebnd We will m^Bbake our sta^Ebnd When the da^Ebrk lord c^Gmomes We will sh^Bboot our laser ^Fguns For the gl^Gmory of mi^Ebghty Du^Gmndee

[Spoken Interlude] Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the infinite power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is inevitable and there is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence! [Refrain]

F^Bbrom the Heavens C^Cmomes a hero M^Dighty Hootsman V^Bbanitati L^Cmatinae C^Danentis H^Dootus D^Gmei

[Bridge]

^GmWith a flash of th^Bbunder ^BbA god falls from the s^Gmky ^GmWith holy armor ma^Bbde from wolf Th^Bbe Hootsman has arri^Gmved S^Gmide by side with An^Bbgus Th^Bbe warriors make f^Gmight Hoo^Gmtsman fires a las^Bber blast Sh^Bboots goblins out of s^Gmight

[Refrain]

^BbFrom the Heavens ^CmComes a hero ^DMighty Hootsman ^BbVanitati ^CmLatinae ^DCanentis ^DHootus D^Gmei

[Chorus]

^GmIn the fires of anc^Bbient cosmic ^Ebdestiny ^FEvil will ri^Gmse ^GmAnd of all the leg^Bbendary warr^Ebiors ^FNone will su^Gmrvive ^GmIn the fires of anc^Bbient cosmic ^Ebdestiny ^FEvil will ri^Gmse ^GmTo defeat the p^Bbower of the s^Eborcerer ^FThe Hootsman has ar^Gmrived

[Spoken Interlude] Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the one and only true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots! [Verse 3]

^EWith the force of the hamm^Bmer ^BmAnd the power of Hoots ^AThe forces of justice attack ^BmBringing destruction to Zargothrax ^CThe wizard defeated ^FDissolves into du^Gst ^CThe Kingdom of Fife has been saved ^DThe legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this d^C#ay

[Spoken Interlude] And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, the valiant hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee. He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion! [Verse 4]

Goodb^Dye My ti^Eme has come to d^Fie ^GmThis is the e^Fnd ^FI must say far^Aewell ^FDescend into he^Dmll

[Chorus]

^GmIn the fires of a^Bbncient cosmic de^Ebstiny ^FEvil will r^Gmise ^GmAnd of all the l^Bbegendary war^Ebriors ^FNone will su^Gmrvive ^GmIn the fires of a^Bbncient cosmic de^Ebstiny ^FEvil will r^Gmise ^GmTo defeat the p^Bbower of the so^Ebrcerer ^FThe Prince of Fife must ^Gmdie ^GmIn the fires of a^Bbncient cosmic de^Ebstiny ^FEvil will ri^Gmse ^GmAnd of all the le^Bbgendary war^Ebriors ^FNone will sur^Gmvive ^GmIn the fires of a^Bbncient cosmic de^Ebstiny ^FEvil will r^Gmise ^GmTo defeat the p^Bbower of the s^Eborcerer ^FThe Prince of Fife must d^Gmie ^GmTo save the ga^Flaxy It i^Ebs your mighty d^Festiny B^Grave Angus McF^Dife

[Outro] Initiating interdimensional subspace replay. Target year 1022. Begin transmission *In Morse Code* Activate Zargothrax Clone Alpha 1 *Morse Code Ends* Transmission complete

Gloryhammer - The fires of ancient cosmic destiny