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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] E B G#m A E B G#m A [Verse 1]
If Eall assholes could Bfly, this G#mplace would be an Aairport. And EI don't know why BI haven't made G#mmy way out Ayet. But I Ethink that I'll have one more Bdrink and G#mponder my sitAuation. So Ebartender, Bplease, another G#mdrink for Ame.
[Chorus]
BWon't you get out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. BGet the fuck out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. Oh, I'm an G#masshole. Watch me Efly.
[Verse 2]
EPushing my way to the Bmen's room. Where G#mall the dicks like to Ahang. EThere's some prick in the Bbathroom stall G#mKey bumping coAcaine. I Ethink that I'll have one more Bdrink To G#mcombat the consterAnation So Ebartender, Bplease, another G#mdrink for Ame.
[Chorus]
BWon't you get out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. BGet the fuck out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. Oh, I'm an G#masshole. Watch me Efly.
[Verse 3]
EShit, I can't find my Bphone. Has G#manybody Aseen it? EFuck, there it Bgoes, another G#mphone, gone to Ashit. I Ethink I will have one more Bdrink out of G#mfurious frusAtration. So Ebartender, Bplease, another G#mdrink for Ame.
[Chorus]
BWon't you get out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. BGet the fuck out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. Oh, I'm an G#masshole. Watch me Efly.
[Verse 4]
EApparently, this night is Bdone. This G#mshithole is now Aclosing. I Ecan't find my wallet and Bcan't find my keys, I can't G#mcall for a Ataxi. I Ethink I will have one more Bdrink as my G#mevening's consoAlation. So Ebartender, Bplease, another G#mdrink for Ame.
[Chorus]
BWon't you get out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. BGet the fuck out of my G#mway, you fucking Aasshole. Oh, I'm an G#masshole. Watch me Efly.