George Salazar - Michael in the bathroom

^EI a^F#m hanging in t^Ehe ^F#bathroom at the bi^Egge^F#st party of the ^G#mfall ^EI c^F#ould stay righ^Et h^F#ere or disappear, ^Eand^F# nobody'd even n^G#motice at all

^EI'm^F# a creeper in ^Ea b^F#athroom 'cause my ^Ebud^F#dy kinda left me^G#m alone B^Eut ^F#I'd rather fak^Ee p^F#ee than stand awkw^Eard^F#ly, or pretend to check a text on^Bmaj7 my phone

Ev^D#merything felt fine when I was half of a p^F#air Now through n^D#mo fault of mine, there's no other half th^Eere

^F#sus4Now I'm ju^F#st Mic^Bhael in the ba^F#throom, Mic^G#mhael in the ^Ebathroom at a p^Barty Forget how l^F#sus4ong it's b^F#een I'm just ^BMichael in the^F# bathroom, ^G#mMichael in t^Ehe bathroom at a p^D#marty No you c^F#sus4an't come ^F#in! I'm^E waiting it out 'til it'^F#s time to leave And ^G#mpicking at grout as I so^C#sus4ftly grieve I^C#7'm just Mi^F#chael who you don't know, Micha^Gel flyi^G#mn' solo, Mich^C#7ael in the^E bathroom by hi^F#mself

A^Ell^F# by himself^{E F# E F#} I a^Em h^F#iding, but he'^Es o^F#ut there, just ign^Eori^F#ng all our his^G#mtory ^EMem^F#ories get eras^Eed,^F# and I'll get repl^Eace^F#d, with a newer, cooler version o^Bmaj7f me And I he^D#mar a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the d^F#oor, "I wanna dance with somebody" And my fee^D#mlings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's ^Eno one to make fun of drunk girls ^F#sus4with anymore!

^F#Now it's just ^BMichael in the ^F#bathroom, M^G#michael in the bat^Ehroom at a^F#sus4 party I half regr^F#et the beers M^Bichael in the b^F#athroom, Mi^G#mchael in the bath^Eroom at a p^D#marty As I choke b^F#sus4ack the t^F#ears I'll ^Ewait as long as I need, until my f^F#ace is dry Or I'll just b^G#mlame it on weed, or something ^C#7in my eye! I'm just ^F#Michae^F#ml who you d^Gon't know, M^G#michael flyin^C#7' solo M^Eichael in the b^F#athroom by him^Eself! ^{F# E F#}

^EKnock, knock, k^F#nock, knock ^EThey're gonna star^F#t to shout soon ^EKnock, knock, knoc^F#k, knock ^EOh hell yeah, I'll^F# be out soon K^Fnock, knock, ^Gknock, knock I^Ft sucks you l^Geft me here alone K^Fnock, knock, ^Gknock, knock H^Fere in this t^Geenage battle zone- ^AClang, clang, c^Glang, clang ^AI feel the pres^Gsure blowing up B^Aang, bang, bang^G, bang M^Ay big mistake w^Gas showing up Sp^G#lash, splash, s^A#plash, splash

I^G# throw some wat^A#er in my face A^G#mnd I am in a better place^C# I go to open up the d^Eoor But I can't hear kn^F#ocking ^EAnymore ^F#

And I can't ^D#mhelp but yearn For a different t^F#ime And then I lo^D#mok in the mirror

And there's no den^Eying,^F#sus4 I'm ju^F#st- B F# G#m E

At a^F#sus4 party Is there a s^F#adder sight than- *h^Bums*^F# M^G#michael in the ^Ebathroom at a pa^F#rty This is a h^D#meinous n^F#ight I wish I^E stayed at home in bed watching ^F#cable porn Or wish I o^G#mffed myself instead Wish I was n^C#7ever born I'm just ^F#Michael who's a ^Gloner So he mu^G#mst be a s^C#7toner Rides a ^F#PT Cru^Giser God he's s^G#much a los^C#7er Micha^F#el flyin' s^Golo Who you th^G#mink that y^C#7ou know Mi^F#chael in the bathroom by ^Ehims^F#elf All ^Eby h^F#imself ^{E F#} All ^Eby h^F#imself ^{E F#} All yo^Eu kn^F#ow about me^E is ^F#my name Awes^Eome ^F#party I'm so^E gla^F#d I came^B