George Salazar - Andys song

I ride my ^Dbike to work every m^Aorning I ring my ^Dbell, (ding ding!) and make sure my helmet's ^Atight At every ^E7turn, I issue a warning; ^DThis arm is for left, and thi^E7s arm is for right!

At the red ^Dlight, a Toyota pulls b^Aeside me The pretty ^Dwoman inside it gives ^Aa smile! That happy ^E7grin is enough to provide me With ^Dtotal satisfaction for a ^E7long, long while!

And I don't ^Dhave a car, bec^E7ause of pol^F#mlution! ^ASo completely^D not 'cause I'm^E7 much too scared to ^F#mdrive! I've ^Agotten pretty^D far in^E7 my evol^F#mution And ^AI don't need a ^Dlot to be t^E7otally a^Alive!

I tuck my ^Dpolo shirt in my ^ALevis 'Cause it looks^D SHARP! ^N.C.Okay? And it makes me feel s^Aecure How come ^E7every person I receive tries to tell me I need "^Dsomething more"? I mean, ^E7come on, what for?!

I don't need a ^Dgirlfriend,^E7 I got a ^F#mgoldfish! ^AShe needs my ^Dattention, 'cause ^E7she is nearly^F#m five! ^AI don't have ^Da secret dr^E7eam, or som^F#me bold wish ^AAnd I don't need a ^Dlot to be t^E7otally ali^Ave! ^AI'm fine with what I've ^Dgot, I feel^E7 totally al^Aive!

I got a ^E7Captain Kirk action figure, ^D in the original packa^Aging I've had since I was ten, it's true! I'd never ^E7open it or shake it, ^Dtoo afraid I'd break it! ^F#mI've had self-control since^E7 way back then

Got a ^E7sweet one-bedroom pad, and a ^Dloving widowed dad Posters ^E7signed by Mazzy Star, World of ^DWarcraft, Avatar! ^F#m40 years of moving at a^D constant speed ^AThere's nothing ^Delse I really^E7 need

And you may think that ^DI want ^E7more than I^F#m let on ^ABut I'm really ^Dfine, so no^E7 need to be^F#m appalled ^AI'm this way by ^Dchoice, and^E7 what you can^F#m bet on- -is ^AI'll keep moving ^Dforward, the ^E7opposite of ^Astalled

And I don't have a ^Dcar, 'cause ^E7they're ove^F#mrrated! ^AI don't have a ^Dgirlfriend, and ^E7somehow, I ^F#msurvive! Still, I've ^Agotten crazy ^Dfar! And ju^E7st as I've ^F#mstated ^A I mean what I've^D said "I feel ^E7totally a^F#mlive!" Sure as the ^Ahelmet's on my ^Dhead I feel ^E7totally a^F#mlive! I'm the ^Aopposite of ^Ddead! I feel ^E7totally a^Alive!

^E7Doo doo, doo doo, doo! ^A