Tuning: G C E A

[Intro] E

^EHere's a story from ^BNorth America ^C#m ^A E B E

^EDaddy daddy daddy hur^C#mry I ^Asaw something ^C#mscu-^Brry ^E

^ESon what's all this s^Bcreaming for You're ^C#mgonna wake the n^Aeighbors next door

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^EDaddy I think there's a s^C#mpider on my floor ^AIs it And w^C#mill you s^Bquish it ^E

^EYou call me in here in the ^Bmiddle of the night To ^C#mcome into your room and d^Aestroy life

^EIs that what they ^Bteach you in S^Eunday School ^EBut Daddy it's gross it's got a mi^C#mllion legs

A ^Abillion eyes A t^C#mrillion e^Bggs ^E ^ESon it's not disgusting it's ju^Bst reality

^C#mTake a deep breath and ^Aappreciate life E B E

^ELook how delicate his ^Blegs are ^C#mCrawling across your ^Abedroom floor

^EDo you know the ^Bproper name A^C#mrachnid That's rig^Aht

^EWe're living in a world that's ^Bfull of creatures ^C#mBig and small h^Aairy and slimy

^EYou are not the ^Bcenter of the ^Eworld ^EHow would you feel if a ^Bgiant hand

^C#mCame out of the sky and de^Acided to crush you E B E

^EI guess I'd be scared but D^C#maddy ^AWhat if the ^C#mspider ^Bhurts me ^E

pause maybe turn a page if you're doing this live

^EHe didn't hurt you yet d^Bid he son Your ^C#mlogic is flawed you c^Aome undone

^CSwallow your ^Bpride ^E ^EWhat if the spider said the ^Bsame thing

^C#mDaddy daddy ki^All that kid E B E

^EThat's the point dad Wh^C#mat if he did ^AThat's why I ^C#mhave to ^Bstrike ^Efirst

^EWhat if he did ^BWhat if he didn't ^C#mWhat if the world was ^Amade of pudding

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^EAll I'm saying is con^Bsider ^C#mSomething ^ABesides your

^EThirst for b^Blood ^E ^EDad you're right

^C#mNow I see ^AMaybe he's ^C#mgot a ^Bfamil^Ey

^ENow you're learning ^BUnderstanding,

^C#mFinally you're ^Abecoming human E B E

^ELet's return him to his ^Bnatural habitat ^C#mPut him in a cup and ^Atake him outside

^E Godsp^Beed. [Outro] E

Garrett Davis - Story from north america