Fred Wedlock - Tights in white satin

^EmTights in white ^Dsatin, ^EmAnd nurses in ^Dsuede, ^CNuns in ^Gsuspenders,^F And saucy French ^Emmaids

^EmWhite satin ^Dnighties, ^EmSqueals of ^Ddelight, ^CAnne Summers ^Gparty, ^FAt our house last ^Emnight

And they ^Alove it, ^CYes they love it, Oh how they ^Emlove it...^{D Em D}

^EmMaggie was ^Dmodelling, ^EmA bikini so ^Dbrief, ^CShe could easily ^Guse it, ^FFor flossing her ^Emteeth

^EmVicky's a ^Dvirgin, ^EmThere's really no ^Ddoubt, ^CShe tried a vib^Grator, ^FAnd her fillings fell ^Emout ^EmSusie saw one in ^Dtartan, ^Em"Can I try it?&^Dquot; she asked ^C"No way",^G said ^Fthe lady, That's m^Emy thermos flask

^EmTicklers and ^Dteasers, ^EmTo tempt your old ^Dman, ^CMagazines full of ^Gpictures, ^FYou can read with one ^Emhand