FRED WEDLOCK - OLDEST SWINGER IN TOWN UKULELE CHORDS

Fred Wedlock-Oldest Swinger In Town (live) (Capo 2) F* = 31023x

^CWhen you're scoring with a chick in a ^Gdisco ^Cbar, ^FTake her home in your ^Amhairy little car, Then you ^Cfind you went to ^E7school with her ^Amma and ^Fpa, You're the ^Coldest swinger in ^Gtown.

^CWhen you won't look in the mirror in the ^Glight of ^Cday, ^FSwear you've dyed it when your ^Amhair turns grey, When you ^Czip up your ^E7trousers and your ^Ambelly's in the ^Fway, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

F* C Here you come and there you go, D? G White wheels, spots, and a stereo,

^CBut the engine is ^E7clapped and the ^Amdriver al^Fso, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

^CThe barber takes a little less ^Gtime each ^Cweek, ^FThe kids don't understand a ^Amword you speak, When you ^Cwalk into a ^E7disco and they ^Amoffer you a ^Fseat, You're the ^Coldest swinger in ^Gtown.

^CYou prefer a pint of shandy to ^GBacardi and ^CCoke, ^FThe sounds are too loud and there's ^Amtoo much smoke, ^CYou'd like another ^E7dance, but you're ^Amafraid you'll get a ^Fstroke, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

F* C Here you come with your chest all bare,

^DA little gold ingot and a ^Glot of gold hair, ^CLike the disco ^E7king meets ^AmYogi ^FBear, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

^CWhen you're feeling as stiff as a ^Gskinhead's ^Cboot, ^FRub on Vick's where you ^Amused to splash Brut, And the ^Clatest punk ^E7fashion is your ^Amwedding ^Fsuit, You're the ^Coldest swinger in ^Gtown.

^CWhen you have to go shopping for your ^Gsex ap^Cpeal, ^FTravolta's shades and ^Amnine inch heels, They say a ^Cman is just as ^E7old as the ^Amwoman he ^Ffeels, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

F* C Here you come with your lips closed tight,

^DYou never smile, you know it ^Gwouldn't look right, Cause your ^Cdentures ^E7glow in ultra^Amviolet ^Flight, You're the ^Coldest swinger in ^Gtown. ^E7oldest swinger in ^Amtown, ^F ^CAnd you look so ^E7mean because your ^Ampants are too ^Ftight, You're the ^Coldest swinger in ^Gtown.

And it ^Ctakes you all ^E7night, To do what you ^Amused to do all ^Fnight, You're the ^Coldest ^Gswinger in ^Ctown.

Figured this one out by ear in honour of me bruvvah Pom! ;) (Good laugh fer an open mic night) RIP Fred.

Fred Wedlock - Oldest swinger in town