Tuning: E A D G B E

Ask me ^G7how do I feel Ask me ^Gm7now that we're ^C7cosy and ^Fmaj7clingin'

Well, sir, ^Am7b5all I can say Is if ^D7I were a bell, I'd be ^G7ringin' ^Gm7 ^C7

From the ^Fmaj7moment we ^F7kissed ^Bbmaj7tonight ^C7 That's the ^Fmaj7way I've just gotta be^Fm7b5have

Boy, if ^Dm7I were a lamp, I'd ^Bm7light ^E7Or if I were a banner, I'd wave

^D7Ask me ^G7how do I feel Little ^Gm7me with my ^C7quiet up^Fmaj7bringing

Well, sir, ^Am7b5all I can say Is if ^D7I were a gate, I'd be ^G7swinging ^Gm7 ^C7

And if ^Fmaj7I were a ^F7/Awatch I'd ^Bbmaj7start ^Bdim7popping my ^Fmaj7/Csprings ^Bb7 ^Am7b5

^D7Or if ^G7I were a bell I'd go ^C7ding dong, ding dong ^Fmaj7ding ^Am7 ^D7

[Repeat For Next Verse] Yes, I knew my morale would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel Ask me now that we're fondly caressing Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring Or if I were a gate, I would swing Have a fling almost any old thing Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, ding dong

Frank Loesser - If i were a bell