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[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 1]
TChe first lady in was the ministers daughter SG7he was in there an hour and a quarter SChe was so skinny her bum touched the water NG7obody knew she was Cthere
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 2]
NCow the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray SG7he went in there in a terrible hurry BCy the time she got in it was too late to worry NG7obody knew she was Cthere...
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 3]
NCow the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey WG7ho settled inside just to make herself comfy SChe tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free AG7nd nobody knew she was theCre
NOTE: Same chords for every verse... [Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 4]
CThe next old lady was old Mrs. Draper G7she went in couldn't find the paper CThe only thing there was a brick layers scraper G7And nobody knew she was thCere.
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 5]
CThe next old lady was Abigail Splatter, G7She went there 'cause something was surely the matter. CWhen she got there, it was only her bladder, G7And nobody knew she was thCere.
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 6]
CThe next old lady was Antoinette Boomer G7She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers CAnd when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner G7And nobody knew she was thCere.
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 7]
CThe last lady in was old Mrs. Mason G7She had to go quick so she went in the basin CAnd that was the water that I washed my face in G7'Cause I didn't know she'd been thCere...
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere.
[Verse 8]
CThe janitor came in the early morning, G7He opened the door without any warning. CThe seven old ladies their seats were adorning, G7And nobody knew they were thCere.
[Chorus]
COh dear what can the matter be G7Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry CThey were there from Sunday 'til Saturday G7Nobody knew they were thCere. G7Nobody knew they were thCere.