Flanders and Swann - The slow train

No m^Fore will I go to Bl^Dmandford Forum and M^Gmorteh^Coe ^{Gm C} On the sl^Fow train from M^Dmidsomer Norton and M^Gmumby R^Coad. ^{Gm C} No ch^Amurns, no porter, no ^Dmcat on a seat At Cho^Gmrlton-cum-Hardy or Ch^A7ester-le-Street. We w^Dmon't be meeting aga^Gin On the Sl^Cow Train.

I'll tr^Favel no more from L^Dmittleton Badsey to ^GmOpensh^Caw. ^{Gm C} At L^Fong Stanton I'll st^Dmand well clear of the d^Gmoors no m^Core. ^{Gm C} No wh^Amitewashed pebbles, no ^DmUp and no Down From F^Gmormby Four Crosses to D^A7unstable Town. I w^Dmon't be going ag^Gain On the Sl^Cow Train.

On the M^Amain Line and the Goods Siding The gr^Bmass grows h^Emigh At D^Dmog Dyke, Tumby W^Emoodside, and Tr^Dmouble House Halt.

The Sl^Feepers sleep at A^Dmudlem and ^GmAmberg^Cate. ^{Gm C} No p^Fassenger waits on Ch^Dmittening platform or Ch^Gmeslyn H^Cay. ^{Gm C Am}No one departs, ^Dmno one arrives From Se^Gmlby to Goole, from St E^A7rth to St Ives. They've ^Dmall passed out of our l^Gives On the Sl^Cow Train, on the Slow Train.