First Date - In love with you

^CI never knew^G what love was^Am like (I know that all seemed kinda harsh) Until^F I saw your face ^{C F} (But things weren't always bad) ^CAnd suddenly, I fe^Glt a ^Amlove (In fact, I think some times we shared) ^BbThat time cannot erase ^{Eb G} (Were the best that I've ever had)

Your ^Ameyes so sweet and piercing ^G (Like our road trip that one summer) Your man^Cner kind yet strong ^F (Or those steamy nights in Spain)

^DmThe kind of girl I could love fore^Emver ^C (You always melted when I would praise you) We'd spe^Fnd the rest of our lives together ^Em (And my stupid jokes, they would never faze you) And in my life,^Fm I don't think I've ever^{E Am} (But that don't mean shit, next to all the ways you)

...^AbBEEN SO FUCKIN' WRONG. ^G7 (...DROVE ME SO INSANE.)

^CYou're a bitch with no heart (You're a cock-friggin'-tease) ^FYou're a liar, you are Satan ^D7 (Girl, you never stop your talking) ^G7And I hate the way you snore at nig^C7ht (And at times you got a double chin)

^CAll your quirks piss me off (You may say, it's good fun) ^FAnd I don't think I'm misstating (But your racist rants are shocking) Your comp^D7ulsive need to always be rig^G7ht (And your lips don't need more collagen)

You're boss^Amy and judgmental ^Ab (All you care about is How much) Kinda tact^Cless, boring too ^F (someone makes and what they do) And I re^Dmally can't believe (Not a man in his right mind) I ever fe^Abll in lov^Ge...with you ^C (Would ever fall in love...with you [go toBRIDGE]) Woah, woah, woa^Fh, woah, woa^G7h

^EbYou always criticized The clothes that I would wear ^Db7And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair

^EbYou turned me vegan which I totally despise

And I'm pretty^C sure y^Bbou laughed ^Am That time^C I said "Let^F's compromise."

^GmIf you were shot or beaten Run ove^Gb7r by a truck ^GmI guess that I'd be sad, but then aga^Gbin

...it wouldn't suck^F7 ...it wouldn't suck^G7

^CSo goodbye, hit the road ^FAs a girlfriend you are fired ^{D7 G7}Find some other chump that you can flee^C7ce

^CYears from now, when you're old ^FAnd you finally expired Girl, I h^D7ope that you don't rest in pea^G7ce

Never ^Ammet someone so self^Abish Half the ^Ctime my balls were blu^Fe

After al^Dml that I've endured now ^FYou can safely r^Bbest assured now

That your ex is ^Dmup and cured now Yes, I'm s^Ab7o done being in love..^G7. ...in love, with you ^C

Woah, we're so done, Alli^Cson Honey bun, it's like ^Fover It was on^C now it's gone And I^F've regained my composur^Ab7e

^CSo God bless, you're a mess That i^Fs what you call closu^Fmre ^AbYeah, I'm so done being in l^G7ove with you ^C