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On the day IAb kick the bucket, F it won't vex meBb in the least; I shall pop mEby clogs with certain glee; Ab Eb For I know Abthat I'll return in theF7 form of a beaBbmst, F7 And I've chosen tAbhe animal I want tF7o be; Bb7 Eb For if I've got toAb come back a second tFime, Bb7 I thinEb7k I'd rather be a kangaroo; Ab I quitDbe agree a panda or a tiger would be graAbnder, But they'll eitherBb7 all have died out or be living in a zEb7oo; If I Ab7chose to be a crocodile or 'gator, Db My power wG7ould undoubtedly be far far greater, Cm F But itBb would be a snag F If I got turBbned into a bag; So I'dEb7 rather be a kangaroo. Ab So if I've got toAb return to this valley of teaFrs, Bb7 I'd lEb7ike to bounce about the bush all dayAb; As a Dbpig, I'd just be pork on the prongs of Absomeone's fork- If I were destinBb7ed for the oven, I would be far from gEb7ay. As a Ab7rhino, I'd be hunted for my horn; Db As a pheasG7ant, I'd be shot by someone frightf'lly noblCMy born;F As anBb insect, I'd be sprayed,F As a pussyBbcat, I'd be spayed So I'dEb7 rather be a kangaroo Ab So when I shufflAbed off this mortal cFoil, Bb7 A maEb7rsupial would get my vote; Ab As a Dbwildebeest, I'd hate not being able to Abmigrate; As a mink, I'd dBb7oubtless end up as Ivana Trump's coat;Eb7 As aAb7 butterfly I'd probably be collected Db As a gibbG7on or macaque, I'd be horribly vivisected CM F As anBb eagle, I'd be best, F But then Bbsome berk would raid my nest, So I'dEb7 rather be a kangaroo Ab BbmBoing boEbing boinAbg boingFm BbmBouncingEb underneAbath the gums BbmBoing boEbing boiAbng boinFmg BbJoeys sleeping in my tum Eb AbBoing boinBbmg boiAbng boiCng DbEucalyptus, yum yuCm yum Fm EbBoing boiBbmng boing Abboing F7 BbAustralia Ebhere I come Ab Eb Ab Eb Ab Eb Ab