Fascinating Aida - Christmas message

^CChristmas comes but once a year ^AmAnd when it comes it brings good cheer A ^Dmseason of good^Gwill and ^Cfun ^{G C}And yet while most of us feel festive ^EmGrinches out there just get restive And ^Dspoil it all for every^Gone

Though it’s ^Ftoo much to expect you to be ^Cnice ^A7 You’ll ^D7find that life is easier with this ad^Gvice

^GTry ^Cnot to be a cunt – it’s Christmas. Take a tip from Santa’s ^Dm7elf The ^G7rest of us are doing our ^Am7best to be jolly ^D So ^D7don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of ^Gholly ^CDon’t shout at carol singers and ^Ftell them to stop ^FmDon’t buy your presents from the ^GOxfam ^D#shop For ^Cfuck’s sake be ^Fmerry, ^E7have another ^Amsherry And ^D7try not to ^G7be a ^Ccunt. (’Cos Santa’s ^A7coming) ^D7Try not to ^G7be a ^Ccunt. (Look, there’s a ^A7reindeer.) ^D7Try not to ^Dm7be ^G7a ^Ccunt ^GC–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt. ^C