Ewan McGregor - Be our guest

Be our ^Gguest! Be our^Gmaj7 guest! Put our ^G6service to the^G test Tie your napkin 'round your ^G#dim7neck, cherie And ^Am7we'll provide the ^D7rest Soup du ^Amjour Hot hors ^Am/G#d'oeuvres Why, we ^C/Gonly live t^D7/F#o serve Try the^Am grey stuff It's d^A#dimelicious Don't b^Bm7elieve me^A#13? Ask the^Am7 dishes ^D7They can ^Gsing, they can^Gmaj7 dance After ^G6all, Miss, this is^G France And a dinner h^Gmaj7ere is^G7 never secon^C6d best Go ^C7on, un^Bfold^B/C# your m^B/D#enu ^B7/D#Take a ^Em7glance and the^A7n you'll Be our ^Am7guest Oui, our ^D7guest Be our ^Ggues^D#7t! ^D#7/F

^D#/GBeef r^G#agout Cheese souff^G#maj7le Pie and ^G#6pudding "en flamb^G#e" We'll prepare and serve with ^Adimflair A culi^A#m7nary caba^D#7ret! You're a^A#mlone And you're ^A#m/Ascared But the ^C#/G#banquet's all prep^D#7/Gared No one's ^A#mgloomy or com^Bdimplaining While the^Cm7 flatware^B/F#'s entert^A#m7aining ^D#7We tell ^G#jokes! I do t^G#maj7ricks With my ^G#6fellow candles^G#ticks

And it's all in ^G#maj7perfect t^G#7aste That you can ^C#6bet Come on and ^Clift yo^C/Dur gla^C/Ess You've ^C7/Ewon your^Fm7 own free p^A#7ass To be our ^A#mguest If you're ^D#7stressed It's fine ^Cm7dining we su^F7ggest A#m7 D#9sus D#7 G#(add9) Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

^CmLife is so unnerving For a ^G/Bservant who's not serving He's not ^A#dim7whole without a soul to wait up^F/Aon ^G#m6Ah, those good old days when we were u^D#seful...^{Cm7 Fm7}Suddenly those good old days are ^G7susgone ^{G7 Cm}Ten years we've been rusting Needing ^G/Bso much more than dusting Needing ^A#dim7exercise, a chance to use our s^F/Akills! ^G#dim7Most days we just lay around the c^D#/Gastle ^{Cm7 Fm7}Flabby, fat and lazy You walked ^A#in and oops a daisy!

It's a ^Aguest! It's a ^Amaj7guest! Sakes a^A6live, well I'll be ^Ablessed! Wine's been poured and thank the ^A#dim7Lord I've had the ^Bm7napkins freshly ^E7pressed With des^Bmsert, she'll want ^Bm/A#tea And my ^F#m/Adear that's fine with me^E While the ^Bmcups do their soft ^Cdimshoein' I'll be ^C#m7bubbling, I^C13'll be ^Bm7brewing

^E13I'll get ^Awarm, piping ^Amaj7hot Heaven's ^A6sakes! Is that a ^Aspot? Clean it up! We ^Amaj7want the ^A7company im^D6pressed We've got a ^C#lot to^C#/D# do! ^C#/F Is ^C#7/Fit one ^F#m7lump or two^B7? For you, our ^Bmguest! She's our ^E7guest! She's our ^C#mguest! She's our ^F#7guest!

Be our ^D#guest! Be our g^D#maj7uest! Our com^D#6mand is your req^D#uest It's been years since we've had ^Edimanybody^Fm7 here And we're ob^A#sessed With your ^Fmmeal, with your ^Eease Yes, in^G#/D#deed, we aim to pl^A#ease While the ^A#7suscandlelight's still g^A#lowing Let us ^B7sushelp you, We'll keep^B7 going

Course by ^Ecourse, one by^Emaj7 one 'Til you ^E6shout, "Enough! I'm^E done!" Then we'll sing you off to ^E7sleep as you^A6 digest Tonight you'll ^G#prop yo^G#/A#ur feet ^G#/Cup ^G#7/CBut for no^C#m9w, let's eat ^F#7up Be our ^F#mguest! Be our ^G#dimguest! Be our ^F#m/Aguest! Please, ^G#m/Bbe ^B13our ^Egu^Emaj7est! ^{E6 E}