Evelyn Evelyn - Have you seen my sister evelyn

^CHave you seen my sister Evelyn? ^DDang she’s gone and wandered off again. ^GI’ve been looking high and low, ^CWhere oh where’d my ^Gsister go? ^CShe’s been known to spend some time, ^DWith a sailor friend of mine. ^GI called him up and what’d he say? ^C“I ain’t seen that girl today.”

So ^Cif you see my sister Evelyn, ^DTell that girl to hurry home again. ^GWhere oh where’d my sister Evelyn ^Cgo?

Is she with the ^Gdoctor or the plumber, or the dentist or the handyman? Did she go to ^CIndia or Africa, or Wichita or Pakistan? Did she ^Ggo and join the Navy, or go completely crazy, Or ^Cis she playing a t^Drick on me? Did she run off with the ^Gbarber, the professor, or the banker, or the clergyman? Is it possible that she could be in ^CTimbuktu, or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan? She ^Glearning how to do-do, the Chattanooga Choo Choo? Oh ^Cgolly where could ^Dthat girl be?

^CHave you seen my sister Evelyn? ^DDang she’s gone and wandered off again. ^GI’ve been looking high and low, ^CWhere oh where’d my ^Gsister go? ^CShe’s been known to jump a train, With a ^Dgal we know from down the lane. I ^Glooked her up and wha’d she say? ^C “I ain’t seen that girl in days.”

So ^Cif you see my sister Evelyn, ^DTell that girl to hurry home again. ^GWhere oh where’d my sister Evelyn ^Cgo?

Is my floozy sister with the ^Gdoctor, or the drummer, or the dentist or the handyman? Did that ho bag quit her job and run off with that dick head Mike to ^CIndia Guantanamo or Panama or Disneyland? Is she s^Gtudying Kabbalah? Did she win a million dollars? Or ^Cis she dead in a ^Dditch somewhere?

So ^Cif you see my sister Evelyn, ^DTell that girl to hurry home again. ^GWhere oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where, where oh where’d my sister Evelyn ^Cgo?