you pulled up at the ^Emhous^Ce at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with father

a^Emnd we^C stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack. still, your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her. ^Am ^C

so, let's get one thing straightened out here, sir. ^D C D if^G you think you're see^Eming double let me save you some trouble.

this ain't no two for one ^Embuy in here, mister. C D G Em cause i'm mu^Dch more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause

^G they want my sister. ^Em G D Em m^Cy eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower exactly just like mine.

b^Dut if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be.

cause there is j^Cust one heart that beats for you and that hear^Amt belongs to me. and not her.

^Cit's always her. so, let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl. ^D

and if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat a^Gn eye. she doesn't even know name.

she's^G going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a of doubt.

i need to know your love is real, but how? ^D

we're all dressed up. the flowers sure are pr^Emetty. mother pays her last respects. i ^Clook no

one suspects that ^Dit was me who put the d^Emrain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground C i'll know that you're ^Cnot hanging around for her. no, not for her.

^Gand now i'll know your love is true for sure. ^D

it pains my heart to think of^G her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and corpse

^Em beneath the earth. C* (begin strumming again) D you can't imagine jus^Gt how much i miss her.

^Cbut now i know you want me, not m^Dy sister. ^G

Evelyn Evelyn - Cause you want my sister