Eric Bogle - Bloody rotten audience

Well, ^Ghere's a song I've ^Emwritten spe^Ccifically for ^Dyou Who ^Gsit inside the ^Emaudience and ^Ctalk through all I ^Ddo I c^Gannot under^Emstand it cause I'm ^Cpretty good, you ^Dsee So there ^Gmust be something ^Emwrong with you, there's ^Cnothing wrong with ^Gme

You're a ^Gbloody rotten ^Emaudience whilst ^CI am very ^Dgood If ^Gbrains were made of ^Emoak and ash then ^Cyou'd have balsa ^Dwood I'm e^Gthnic and au^Emthentic and I'm ^Creally full of cl^Dass While you're ^Gignorant, you're ^Emcultureless, you're ^Cphilistines en m^Gasse

I'm an ^Gartist and au^Emthority on ^Cmusic and what's ^Dmore I'm in^Gcredible inf^Emormative on ^Cfolksong and folk^Dlore I'm a ^Gwonderful perf^Emormer and ^Cso you all must ^Dbe So ^Gbloody thick and ^Emstupid not to ^Clike the like of ^Gme

You're a ^Gbloody rotten ^Emaudience whilst ^CI am very ^Dgood If ^Gbrains were made of ^Emoak and ash then ^Cyou'd have balsa ^Dwood I'm e^Gthnic and au^Emthentic and I'm ^Creally full of cl^Dass While you're ^Gignorant, you're ^Emcultureless, you're ^Cphilistines en m^Gasse

I'm a ^Gfolkie and that's o^Embvious, you can ^Ctell it by me ^Dclothes And ^Gwhen I sing trad^Emitional, I ^Csing it through me ^Dnose And if ^Gyou insist on t^Emalking every^Ctime I sing a ^Dsong I'll ^Gfix you with 'Bold ^EmRobin Hood', that's ^Ceighty verses ^Glong

You're a ^Gbloody rotten ^Emaudience whilst ^CI am very ^Dgood If ^Gbrains were made of ^Emoak and ash then ^Cyou'd have balsa ^Dwood I'm e^Gthnic and au^Emthentic and I'm ^Creally full of cl^Dass While you're ^Gignorant, you're ^Emcultureless, you're ^Cphilistines en m^Gasse

And ^Gwhen I sing con^Emtemporary, me ^Cheart and soul is ^Dpure I ^Gmust be bloody ^Embrilliant, cause me ^Cwriting's so ob^Dscure My ^Ghero's Leonard ^EmCohen, I ^Cdig him perfect^Dly But I ^Gmust be so much ^Embetter, because ^Cno-one here digs ^Gme

You're a ^Gbloody rotten ^Emaudience whilst ^CI am very ^Dgood If ^Gbrains were made of ^Emoak and ash then ^Cyou'd have balsa ^Dwood I'm e^Gthnic and au^Emthentic and I'm ^Creally full of cl^Dass While you're ^Gignorant, you're ^Emcultureless, you're ^Cphilistines en m^Gasse

But ^Gnow I'm going to ^Emleave you, cause I ^Cfeel I'm wasting ^Dtime Couldn't ^Gpossibly be ^Emwasting yours, so you ^Cmust be wasting ^Dmine And ^Glet me tell you ^Emnow that I'm not ^Cout here for me ^Dhealth So if ^Gyou don't come and ^Empull with me, I'll ^Cgo and pull me^Gself

You're a ^Gbloody rotten ^Emaudience whilst ^CI am very ^Dgood If ^Gbrains were made of ^Emoak and ash then ^Cyou'd have balsa ^Dwood I'm e^Gthnic and au^Emthentic and I'm ^Creally full of cl^Dass But un^Gderneath it all I'm^Em just a ^Cpain in the flipping ^Garse