Emperor X - €30000

I owe th^Dmirty thousand euro to the G^Cerman corporation That just c^Gmured me of a terminal c^Amancer Now I've got ^Dm87 notices rem^Cinding me They can't ^Gmcare at all, if my en^Amding came too so^Bbon At the S^Cyrian border^Gm Explosive b^Amelts hung from ball^Bboons means no more d^Cebt

Then I spent t^Dmhirty seven dollars on a t^Cicket to an island Where I ^Gmhid my wealth in fraudulent^Am bank accounts And dropped a hu^Dmndred Danish kroner on a^C visa fee Would they ^Gmnotice it, if my e^Amnding came too soon^Bb With my ^Cpapers in order?^Gm Drunken ^Amdoctor holds his b^Bbreath when we get o^Cut

^Dm(oooh, cisplatin! Oooh, bleomycin! ^FOooh, etoposide!)To the Peshmerga ^Dm(oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin! ^FOooh, etoposide!) To subvert traged^Bby Ja! ^GmNa! ^F (We gotta get it) (oooh, cisplatin!Oooh, bleomycin! Oooh, etoposide!) We killed it! ^Dm

I killed a ^Dmhundred million cells of embr^Cyonal carcinoma With the^Gm love that caused my middle-age ^Amheart to burst Then I comp^Dmleted every blank left on my ^Ctax return And ran the^Gm mile or so, to the g^Amunshop with my car^Bbd And my multi rec^Corder ^Gm I held my g^Amround, I tried so h^Bbard, but they still sa^Cid

I just spent o^Dmver seven hours in an^C office in Corona Where the c^Gmlerk showed me no human comp^Amassion If they spend 40^Dm hours dealing with that e^Cvery week Would you let^Gm it slide, if they ^Amheld their hands up h^Bbigh In a kin^Cd surrende~~r^Gm? If they emb^Amraced the human ti^Bbde? If they ble^Cd?

And they're r^Dmight ^F They're the order ^DmAhhhh^Fhhh And they deserve to s^Bbleep To be wa^Frm To be w^Gmell ^C But I can't pay!

I owe €3^Dm0,000 to the hos^Cpital ^Gm(na ah ah na ah ah na ah^Amhh) I spent ^Dm$37 on comm^Cuter flights (Na ah na ah na ^Amahhhh) I killed a h^Dmundred million cells of embr^Cyonal carcinoma (Na ah na ah na ^Amahhhh) I just spent ^Dmseven boring hours at the H^CRA Forgive, forgive^Am, forgive,^Bb forgive^C Or open fire, open f^Amire, or open fi^Bbre or open fi^Cre Or both