Electric Six - Talking turkey

^GYou get the hotel, ^Em7I'll get the box of wine. ^GNo sadder words had been spoken, ^Em7Since the dawn of time. When ^Dwe were y^Coung, We never t^Am7hink that it will c^Em7ome to this, Because you o^Cnly get one s^Am7hot; I took my s^Em7hot and missed. ^GShe said "You just keep it still love, ^Em7I'll get the cameras going". ^GI'm still amazed at the things I do, ^Em7To keep my debts from growing. She sa^Dys "We'v^Ce got some sort of^Am7 symbiotic r^Em7elationship", And for our pu^Crposes, She s^Am7ays she finds me ^Em7well equipped. ^G(She's barkin' up my t^Em7ree), (And bo^Duncin' on my k^Cnee).

^G(She's a talkin'^Em7 turkey), (Sm^Dokin' my je^Crky). ^Am7I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin', ^DBuild some more shelves cause we're g^Conna keep stockin', W^Am7e can talk turkey till the tu^Em7rkey starts talkin' to me! ^{G F}Her stomach's bi^Am7gger than my e^Gyes!

^FShe smothers ^Am7me inside; ^CThis time I da^Dren't forget the gr^Em7avy.

^GShe says "I'll just freshen up now, ^Em7I'm expecting some more friends". And ^Git's becoming clear to me, There's more ^Em7filth around the bend. ^DShe said I'm t^Coo functioning fo^Am7r her kind of in^Em7ternet, And she a^Clways gets eve^Am7rything that she sets o^Em7ut to get. ^G(She's te^Em7aching birds and bees), ^D(And always pushin'^C me).

^G(She's a talkin' turkey), ^Em7(Smoking the jerky). ^CBetter get the door 'cause I h^Am7ear your friends knocking, ^DTurn around sister and ju^Cst keep walking. ^Am7We can talk turkey till the ^Em7turkey is talking to m^Ge!

^FShe's shaking ^Am7her thighs! ^G(You know how to treat a lady), ^FShe smothers ^Am7me and dies! ^CHappy Thanksgiv^Ding, baby^Em7,