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F# G#m B C# F#(chords) G#, A#, F#, C#, G#, C#, B, D#, C#, F, F#(notes) C#, G#, C#, B, D#, C#, F, F#(notes use the same chords)
C# So they say F# G#m B Captain hammer’s become a crusader C# F# G#m B Political he’s cleaning up the streets C# About time
F# G#m So they say B That it’s real love, C# F# so romantic G#m B C# He signed this
F# So they say G#m B We’ll have blankets and beds C# F# We can open by Monday G# B Thanks to you C# Thanks to me
B D#m It’s the perfect story B F# So they say G#m B A hero leading the way D#m Hammer’s call to glory G#m C# B Let’s all be our best F# Next up: Who’s gay?
G#m, B C# F# G#m So they say he saved her life
B C# F# They say she works with the homeless G#m B And doesn’t eat meat C# We have a F# G#m B Problem with her! C# This is his hair!
F#, G#m B C# This is so nice F# G#m B C# I just might sleep with the same girl twice F# G#m They say it’s better the second time B C# F# G#m They say you get to do the weird stuff
B C# We do the weird stuff!
B D#m This is perfect for me B F# So they say G#m I guess he’s pretty ok B D#m After years of stormy G#m C# B F# Sailing have I finally found the bay?
F#, G#m, B, C# F#, G#m, B, C#
B D#m B F# There’s no happy ending - So they say G#m B Not for me anyway
D#m Should I stop pretending? Stop pretending
G#m C# B F# Or is this a brand new day? take the chance to build a brand new day!
G#m, B, C# F# G#m This is his dry cleaning bill B C# F# Four sweater vests
F#, G#m, B, C#