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(* 0~D ) slide up one fret E|-1/2 B|-2/3 G|-1/2 D|---- A|---- E|---- INTRO: G, B, C, D-C-Em-Am-G.....
GI've got a kid His Bname is Scott He's Cgoin' blind D C Em-Am Em And his blood just will not clot The dCoctors line inG rows D Em D--- C--- To stick tubes up Scotty's nose TGhere is the field Where BScotty used to pClay D C Em-Am-Em Until Ortho Orange Number 42 C G D--- C--- Was dumped in it one day 0~D-(D-D) I think it's so funny
I laugh until I cry D-D G Em Just me and God
WCatchin' Scotty dDie JEmust mCe and GGod~~C~~~~Em~~~~~~C~ Watchin' Scotty dGie.
The cGhemical plant aBcross the street LCeaves off steam that coloDrs our white sheeEmts It's been hCappening for Gyears D Em D--- C--- Now I'm crying rainbow tears OGne day my dog wenBt out to play C D- C- Em-Am- Em Instead of grey he came back colored yellow The cChemical men said stay Emmellow It Chappens all the Gtime Now AmScotty's skin is lEmime 0~D-(D-D) I think it's so funny
I laugh until I cry D-D G Em Just me and God
WCatchin' Scotty dDie JEmust mCe and GGod~~C~~~~Em~~~~~~C~ Watchin' Scotty dGie. B C
D-C-Em-Am-Em ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- this was made for my own private use and the learning experience of others i do not own this song it is that of joe jack and the dead milkmen.-ZACH- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- updated feb 13 2014