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The original tabs to this song, I noticed, had some minor errors on it. I transcribed the song myself, I think these are the correct tabs. e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---1---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2----------| D|-------------3--------0-2-3--------------| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---5---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2--3---5---| D|-------------3--------0-2-3------3---5---| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans.
But they're Fcontent to sit Dback, maybe Fwatch a little Mork and EMindy on channel F57D, maybe Fkick back a cool, Coors E16-Founcer. DThey're good, Ffine people, EStuart. FBut they don't Dknow ... Fwhat the queers are doing to the Csoil!
e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---1---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2----------| D|-------------3--------0-2-3--------------| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---5---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2--3---5---| D|-------------3--------0-2-3------3---5---| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
FKept bugging his Dold man. "FDad, get me a buErrow Fowl. DI'll never ask for anything Felse as long as I Elive." SFo the guy breaks Ddown and Fbuys him a Eburrow owl. Anyway, F10:D30, the other night, FI go out in my yard, and there's the CWurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for'" He says "I'm lookiG#ng for my burrow owl." A#I say, "JumD#ping Jesus G#on a Pogo StD#ick. Everybody knows the G#burrow owl lives. In a D#hole. In the ground. G#Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, D#anyway'"A# Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the
e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---1---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2----------| D|-------------3--------0-2-3--------------| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| queers are doing to the soil' I first became aware of this about ten years ago, e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---5---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2--3---5---| D|-------------3--------0-2-3------3---5---| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year' Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer.
The Fman Dsaid, "Keep Fyour head,E and aFrms, inside the DMixer at all times."F But EBill Jr, he wFas a DDAAAREDEFVIL, just like his Eold man. He was Fleaning Dout saying F"Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He wCas decapitated! They found his head over by the G#snow A#cone concessionD#. A few days after that, I G#open up the mail. And there's a D#pamphlet in there. From G#Pueblo, Colorado, and it's D#addressed to Bill, Jr. And G#it's entitled, D#"Do you know what the queersA# are doing to our soil'"
e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---1---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2----------| D|-------------3--------0-2-3--------------| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. e|-----------------------------------------| B|-1-3-1---------------------------3---5---| G|-------2-3-2----------------0-2--3---5---| D|-------------3--------0-2-3------3---5---| A|------------------3-3--------------------| E|-----------------------------------------| Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Fsays it's Ddue to poor FfarmingE. But I know what's Freally going on, EStuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for Fgay DMartians, FI swear to God. You know what, Stuart, CI like you. You're not like the other people, Fhere in this trailer park.